Don't fall for the Five Guys meme. Thy hype is all just coming from nu-male reddittors that praise it because they think the aesthetic of the restaurant is cool. When you goto Five Guys you're paying for a brand and the false sense that you're eating something “premium" and “cool"
In reality you're better off going to Wendys and getting a Baconator meal for half the price.
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>as you can see from my shit tier taste, I have better taste than other people with shit tier taste
Stop being poor, poorfags
fast food is poison
b-but the free peanuts
All those buzzwords sure convinced me.
Fast "food" is poorfag "food".
Stay poor, poorfag
So how exactly are the ingredients bad?
They cut all the veggies and fries and form all the patties by hand with non frozen meat,
I don't know where you are from but the baconator meal is not half the price.
Anyway it is OK as a chain but it is like the McDonalds of fast casual. Local or even regional chains either are much cheaper or taste better in the same price range.
I would rather eat here.
What’s wrong with Reddit?
Not him, but I make $80k and I eat fast food 4 times a week...between work, gym, banging slags, and playing vidya I got no time for "cooking"
But that's what I said, poorfag
Why are you "correcting" me when you're the one trying to be a snob about the brand of garbage that you eat?
Had five guys a handful of times now, from three different locations. It tastes like any run of the mill burger place and I'd rather get a triple steakburger meal at steak n shake for less than half the price.
Wendy's is non-frozen as well.
yeah when i first had five guys i thought it tasted similar to in n out but not as good it was pretty mediocre after all the hype
What does nu-male even meme, because I saw a photo of the dev team of """nu-male's""" sky and they just looked like your garden variety awkward geeks, but with better bathing habits. Does it just mean 'dorks like me but with more friends'? I'm guessing the people that parrot it like the martians from sesame street don't exactly look like Breker statues.
Also fast food is trash.
Nu-male is the new word for cuck, the people from /r9k/ got tired of the word so they invented a new one. If you have a beard you are twice as likely at getting called a nu-male, though.
If you can read without moving your lips, you're a nü-male
If you eat food at all you are a nu-male
I dunno I heard numale on 'manosphere' shit long before cuck caught on, around ~2012
Haha yes! I don't know what is up with all of the Five Guys hype lately, but I'm certain that none of these dolts have even tried the Wendy's® Triple Baconator™. Just like they say, quality is their recipe!
Fast food is fucking expensive m8. Poorfag food is chicken thighs and rice.
>when its a obv bait thread but you need the practice and want to contribute to the board
Five Guys is formulaic and consistent, and that is its strength. Its options support a very traditional, backyard grilling type tastes.
If your five guys burger sucks, its your fault, really. My only criticism is that their buns sometimes seem to not hold up very well, but the burgers are made to be eaten rather quickly.
I cant imagine walking into Five Guys with the pretension that you've suddently "arrived" at cool. No one actually thinks this. Most people will walk in and be happy they are about to eat some delicious burgers, fries, hotdogs and apparently shakes in some locations.
Finally, the strongest criticism of Five Guys must address its french fries. Whenever I leave the US, I am astonished at how consistently good fries are elsewhere, especially Europe. The seasonings in Five Guys fries are great but they are to make up for the fact that their textures suck. If they could make 10/10 golden, crispy Belgique or Amsterdam tier frites, they could probably shut down their whole burger operation and just dominate the world with consistent french fries.
I don't care if redditors like five guys too; they have decent burgers and a standard of quallity on their products that at the end make a premium experience, everything from there is enjoyable, specially their cajun fries.
Also
>nu-male
And there is that word again. I get it's an insult but do you seriously consider this man a nu-male?
playing video games
>no time to cook
b+
you forgot to cite your sources
I live in the DMV (DC, Maryland, Virginia) area where Five Guys is a 'local joint'.
And honestly?
I much prefer Fosters (another local burger chain) over Five Guys. The burgers are better constructed, the fries are better, and honestly? I just think the decor is better, over all. Particularly, you don't have to go to pick up your order.
I agree 100% the shit is just hype with nothing to back it up. I got just a bacon cheeseburger some fries and a drink for $11 and it was nothing special. Burger was just alright, fries sucked and if I remember right they didn't even have root beer. Fuck that place
I've honestly had much better burgers at several different hole in the wall, dive bars.