Let's suppose you killed an old man and tried to hide the body...

Let's suppose you killed an old man and tried to hide the body, but the police found him and your digitals were all over the grandpa. Now you're sentenced to death on an electric chair.

The question is: What is your last meal?

Why, some delicious 'go 'za of course!

>Rack of lamb with horseradish sauce
>2 lobster tails with butter for dipping
>grilled asparagus drizzled with garlic butter
>Baked potato with sour cream, chives, and butter
>A bottle of meme water
>an Apple for dessert

Why does this thread pop up every 2 days?

Chicken, ostrich, llizard, two kilograms of seafood and one of each of McDonald's' sandwiches

1kg of popcorn chicken from kfc
1kg of kfc chips
a bunch of their sweet n sour and bbq sauce things

a 24 pack of their $10 nuggers too they actually n2b

not sure what 2 drink though desu

...

Because this place is full of autists who don't realise that most places have abolished last meals and the ones that still have them have a price limit of about $10-$15.

On a deeper level it is about escapism, the pathetic fucks that frequent this site want a reason to not think about their worthless lives.

Last meals gives them that fantasy escapism if only for a moment.

I don't live in a death penalty state. :|

This is actually the most autistic response you could make. thanks for that.

It's a simple thought experiment designed help pull out everyone's true favorite meal.Any escapism you attribute to it is merely projection.

A McChicken because I'am american and the McChicken is the best fast food sandwich.

A single pea no skin

This
Just make a thread with its your last day alive and there is only 5 hours left, what do you get for your last meal.
It doesn't make any sense to make it a death row last meal since if you aren't going to stick to the rules

>I LIKE BUTTER

>5 hours left

What if I want something that needs to marinate or meld for 8 hours?

A nice basket of French fries with the worlds rarest truffle shaved over the top, and while they are searching for the worlds rarest truffle I shall make my escape

Sure you don't want a little more butter lardo?

She looks like she doesn't shower

Faggots, please.
Why be health conscious with your last meal?
Margarine plebs should be shot

6 mcdonalds cheeseburgers
6 mcdonalds sweet and sour chicken burgers
6 large cokes
6 chocolate milkshakes
3 large fries
3 large onion rings
1 large pizza with pepperoni, sweetcorn and extra cheese
20 profiteroles with extra chocolate sauce
12 crispy vegetable spring rolls
salt and pepper chicken with egg fried rice
6 chicken won tons with sweet and sour dip
6 fajitas with chicken caesar filling
Thick slice of beef wellington made using fillet
30 of those white chocolate ferrero rocher things, the ones with the coconut cream
10 clemetines
large bag of salted pistachios
14 pigs in blankets
can of texas bbq pringles
2 footlong subways, one BMT and one meatball
6 bottles of that clear pepsi
12 babybells
12 peperami
1 large tub of cherries
1 large tub of strawberries
1 large bowl of macaroni cheese with extra cheese and chorizo sausage


And I want to eat it all while I watch the lord of the rings trilogy since that other guy got to

Just fukken kill me m8

Is this just a massive list of all of your favorite foods user

>Let's suppose you killed an old man and tried to hide the body,
why killing and Old man?? why not a gorgeous blond sexy woman ? if a go in the death row I want have some fun before...

Yes. Speaking of which i'd like to add to my order, 1 fry up consisting of 4 sausages, 4 slices of bacon, 3 fried eggs, 4 hash browns, 6 waffles, 6 slices of buttered toast, 1 tin of baked beans with the sauce drained, black pepper, 1 slice of fried bread, 1 large bottle of Tropicana orange juice, and some hp brown sauce

Also a snickers, a kinder bueno, 6 of those cherry bounty things they sell in australia, 4 flakes, and some of the orange doritos with a salsa dip

also tacos with extra cheese

kek

Don't they even take the bones out?

>your digitals were all over the grandpa
The fuck?

Pancakes.

>She looks like she doesn't shower

If that's Maria Thayer, I wouldn't care. Because I am just a simple boy raised on a pig farm in Stone Mountain, Georgia.

Pussy

Chakapuli, khachapuri, and a bottle of dry, dark red.

What do you hang from your tree at Christmas, Georgia Boy?

What is meme water? I don't visit Veeky Forums too often

Something that'll give me really rancid liquid shits. I want a fucking disaster when I die and my bowels release. I want the, to have to power wash the death chamber.