Just had a Whopperito. Ask Me Anything

Why does it have cheese when the Whopper does not?

>eating at BK
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he does not have to be, it isn't written anywhere in rules and this is blue board
but nice try to trick him

>he does not have to be, it isn't written anywhere in rules and this is blue board

It doesn't have cheese, it's some sort of tex-mex sauce that too weak to even be called mild.

nice photoshop, you won't trick us though

How's the diarrhea treating you?

No diarrhea

I wanna try it but when I get a whopper I take off the pickles and tomatoes. A meat and lettuce burrito just doesn't sound good, I'll stick to my whopper with cheese.

It's cheese sauce you tex mex idiot

The fuck is burger king doing? Why are they so shit now? What happened, BK bros?

So it is. Certainly didn't taste like any cheese I've ever had at BK. It was bland and reminiscent of a dull thousand island dressing with the bite of a wilting green pepper.

>>>/global/rules/2

They always release weird shit like this. Keeps things interesting, as opposed to boring ass McDonald's.

>Made with 100% beef
>clearly has lettuce and cheese
Try again, burgey kang.

I had this a while back.

It wasn't that great. I've never tried a weiner from BK before but I found myself wishing I ordered one of their other ones instead of this one.

Their wieners are nothing to write home about. Just made me wish I'd gotten Nathans.

I tried it and for some reason the meat seemed a little bit cold.

Rate: 4/10

I'd rather go to Taco Bell or Taco John's for a burrito.

There fries are the best from any fast food palce

>I'd rather go to Taco Bell or Taco John's for a burrito.
Did the meat seem comparatively underseasoned to you too? I've read someone describe it (negatively) as filled with taco meat, and enjoying taco meat as I do, I looked forward to it, but when I tried it, it was merely minced whopper meat.

>"Well obviously, it's a whopperrito"

Yeah yeah, I get that it'd be whopperish meat, but I expected it to be seasoned, cause...that's what you do in a burrito, no?

Wendy's fries are superior

>There fries are the best from any fast food palce
no

Literally the only edible thing that BK makes are their nuggets
The only fast food worth eating is a $5 fill up from KFC, and even that's a stretch

was it as disgusting as it looks

Of all their menu items, their nuggets, while cheap and satisfying come with a heavy warning.

BK nuggets are the worst nuggets when eaten cold, or left in the mouth for too long, for they develop an strange taste if not eaten quickly.

The crown shaped and heavily peppered nuggets they once had were great.

Disgusting? No, just soggy and bland. That might be disgusting to you though.

When I used to eat fast good trash I found that BKs nuggets kept good the longest.
McD's are awful even when hot and wendy's are really bland.
NOTHING could come close to KFCs tenders though. With the $5 fill up you get 4 of them, wedges, one of their amazing biscuits and a half decent cookie. They throw in a drink too.
I fucking hate getting Veeky Forums....

Does it taste like a whopper? If so why the fuck is it in a burrito form?

The meat tastes like whopper meat, but the tortilla and lack of mayo & ketchip dooms it's attempt to deliver a complete whopper experience. Filling to Tortilla wise, you're eating through more tortilla than you'd want instead of enjoying the ingredients. It also lacks a sort of density I associate with quality burritos.

>why
Gimmicks are in season

That link doesn't work

works4me

Waiting for robert dyer to review this one.
Not gonna try this myself, too risky.

>$5 fill up from KFC
Not anymore.

It has even less items than last year. I used to get it once or twice a week in college. After graduation I got one for old time's sake. Fewer sides, fewer pieces than before.

why the fuck would they include pickles?
who on earth thinks the tastes of pickles and cheeseburgers mix together?

I used to hate them, now I've grown to tolerate them, but in what I expect from a burrito, the taste didn't serve well.

>100% beef
what does this even mean?

It's all meat, not partially soy.

Burger King is losing their mind these days.
They truly seem like they're getting desperate.

Sad!

People who aren't complete fucking plebs for one

Why are some boards 18+ if that's a global rule?
What was m00t thinking?

>The only fast food worth eating is a $5 fill up from KFC, and even that's a stretch

Wat.
BK- only has the OCS
Hardee's/ Carl's Jr.
Bojangles
Wendy's
Cook Out
Smithfield's
Chick fil a

Nothing from McDonald's, Taco Bell, or KFC is worth eating.

Work safe boards.

>This is the first time I've seen it being written down
>Thought for some reason it was like "Whopper-ito" because of doritos
>Only now realise it's Whopper burrito.
Really makes you think

nice thread

I'm just happy I don't work there anymore and have to watch those fucking shitty videos about whatever retarded new sandwich they come up with.

>Steak & Shake
>Bojangles
>Carls Jr.
>Chic-fil-a
>Wat-a-burger

also the little known gem dripping with grease called Bumpers

youtube.com/watch?v=g9XQ8KAdze4

WHy does he live in his car?

parents said he had to go
apparently they're on good terms, he just had to keep moving

Reviewbrah got kicked out? I thought he ran a hostel or something out of his house. This man is an enigma

How's that sharp pain in your chest going?

Popeyes' $5 box is better though

You are welcome.

No sharp pain.

He gave it a 7.7. Would you guys agree? I think joey gave it a 8.5...

I'll stick by my 4