ITT: Fictional foods you wish were real

What about Hagro Biscuits?

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its the hoopiest food food

I'm not a harry potter fan so don't know what this is but it looks delicious

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>tfw ywn have a tankard of iced munich lager

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She's developing "mom arms"

What a shame

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Can't find ankles either.
depression/10

She's just gaining some fat. Not a lot, but she would benefit from working out. Lifting weights and some cardio and she'd be banging in three months.

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This. Also: anime meat, romulon ale, a Dagwood type sandwich complete with whole lobster.

I would kill for a taste of this meat

>chicken a la Maryland

no idea why thats so funny, but it gave me some kekkles.

Also that cheese list for first class looks damn good

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>chicken a la Maryland
I looked it up

"the food dish consists of fried chicken served with a cream gravy"

ew

cannibal detected!

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Both of those were real things. The tubby toast was a toaster pastry and the tubby custard was just Ambrosia with pink food colouring.

Has anyone ever tried one of the recipes online to make Lembas bread? I want to make some for my DnD games.

I always got a scampi vibe from them.

What is Ambrosia? Where I come from it's a fruit salad with coconut and marshmallows

kfc popcorn chicken

Ambrosia is just a brand of custard.

Star Trek always made a to-do about the alcoholic beverages of the different races. So those would be nice to try. There was a limited edition "Romulan ale" energy drink; it tasted like blue raspberry Monster.

Oh yeah and Denny's did a Hobbit promotion. I never got to try any of those, but it all looked kinda greasy.

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I'd prefer a Taste of this

better than anything you get flying coach

Why would you eat a poop?

I used to pretend to bake lembas. I had a lot of coconut flour, and recipes using it usually called for a lot of coconut oil and eggs, so at the end of the day I ended up with a very filling bread I could take with me. Since it prevented me from getting hungry so well it reminded me of lembas.

it is real. its in IRAN they made a unoffcial krusty krab restarant

>Myconid
I shudder ever time. Aren't they usually considered intelligent?

The snail soup looks wonderfully. I kinda want to reproduce it with a creamy pea puree and snail meat. With decorative shells of course.

There was some restaurant that sold anime meat that was Something like bacon and ground beef around a bone with cheese inside so it would stretch when you bit it and pulled away.

I have made Lembas and can say that you need to tweek the recipe because most of the fags that make it aren't actual LoTR fans. Taste fucking great and is awesome for backpacking trips.

What recipe? Is it basically hardtack? Or anzac biscuits?

Myconids, you say? Let me show you my campaign notes.

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Skooma and sweet-rolls

This scene got the movie banned in India.

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literally just eat tasty wheat

FUCKIN REPTAR BARS THAT MAKE YOUR TONGUE GREEN AND SHIT

she's really let herself go

what a shame

Jelly...

I would love to eat a slime, they look so tasty.

anything made with the spice from Dune. I think spice beer would probably be nice.

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I bet gagh is a meme food for klingons.

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and the equivalent of a "chicago style gagh" that's moderately controversial

actually monkey brains are real meal

Surprised this hasn't been posted yet.

sweet-rolls are a thing in Poland's most common discount lately.

Still looking for skooma and moon sugar

Skooma is absinthe.

Moon sugar is cocaine.

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i think no one wished it was real

Call me a sick, twisted motherfucker, but I guess I'd say mouse burger and french flies...or maybe at least anything else from Burger World that won't cause my kidneys to burst. Seasoned curly fries do sound pretty good though.

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Most appealing macaroni soup I've seen.

I looked at that Hobbit food promotion and considering Tolkien went into great eetail on the food eaten and all of those items are real foods, the American Hobbit menu had fuck all to do with the Hobbit.

Something like that is probably where the inspiration for lembas came from, a dense floury hardtack like bar.

>large fry, pie, large coffee.

no moon sugar is cocaine and skooma is crack do you even tes bro
you smoke it out of a pipe for fucks sake

Ugly on the inside, ugly on the outside. It's like poetry.

I love some 'gon style 'agh.

Neo Kobe Pizza

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You can get chicken feet at any Asian supermarket and try it for yourself.

The thing in the center looks like raw veal kidney.

It impossible for me to play this game sober

This always looked so tasty to me idek why

Also this shit

>unofficial
>"real"

Mah frood

Canned bread is a thing, you know..
youtube.com/watch?v=bPtU5hwhCG8

blueberry milk, its a real thing.
A friends mom used to make "krabby patties" with sort kind of fish and graham cracker formed into a burger shape

Well "fried" probably means pan-fried, not KFC style.
Cream gravy is the fukken shit.

... this is the kind of detail I appreciate in a setting.
God speed, you mad bastard.

Fuck yes, some "sanglier" pls !

Can't expect a dumb amerilard faggot cuckold to know anything.

fuck yeah

he really did make that grass look fucking tasty.

I'm pretty sure that's a Magnum bar, user.

I used to pretend that Chinese Lemon or Orange Chicken was basically Poplers.

Wouldn't Krabby Patties just be bigger crab cakes, served as burgers?

my nigga!