Are you a fast or slow eater?

Are you a fast or slow eater?

I personally enjoy food better if I eat fast and focus only on the dish while people I know can eat one plate for 15-20 minutes

I enjoy standing up to eat as well

Extremely-fast eater when alone, but I'll usually pace myself when I'm with others or in public.

>i enjoy food more the less time i spend enjoying it

That's some bonafide fatty logic right there.

>the slower you drive a car the more enjoyable it is

I entered the US Army Infantry at the age of 17. You either ate as fast as lightning or you didn't eat. I carried on that way until my 30s when I finally got out.

I have extreme difficulty eating slowly.

Now you're just intentionally being stupid.

Fast as fuck.

I like to order as much food as I can and then down it all as quickly as I can. I'm pretty sure that people are disgusted by me whenever I'm eating out with others.

Yes I'm fat.

I don't have any friends and never eat with other people so I honestly don't know if I'm fast or slow

>Yes I'm fat.

I don't know if rhetorical answers exist, but you just made one.

I'll buy your next meal at whatever place you want if you are near Detroit.

Pic related. That's me!

I'm afraid my food will get cold so I eat fast. Turned into a bad habit.

I get full easier when eating fast

CHOCOLATE SANDWICHES BRUH

Damn son check this lil nigga out

Same here.

Me too

When I go out to eat with friends or work colleges I have to basically stop eating my meal, and wait for the cunts to catch up so I don't finish like 10 minutes before everyone else.

>I enjoy standing up to eat as well
1/troll

Get the fuck off Veeky Forums, Tyler.

What is a "work college?"

I eat fast as fuck around by myself of with my Mom and close family but I try to pace myself like a normie when I am around accentuates

are your legs weak?

Are your knees stable?

You look like Charls from MDE

Maybe he's a performer that works the college circuit.