Subway V Quiznos

What sub shop should I eat at for dinner?

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In retrospect, which spokesthing was creepier?

firehouse

No firehouse or Jimmie johns in my area

fug. well then go to quiznos, toasty boy subs are very good from there.

How exactly was Jared creepy? He's just a nice nerdy guy who lost weight by eating sandwiches, chips and soda all day. He's an American hero.

Any grown man under 6'1" is kind of creepy by default, you have to admit.

Size doesn't matter when it comes to creepiness

What about Blimpie?

lucky, the are tons of wet hot floppy coldcuts and lettuce on a soft roll delivery shops where i live and not a single legitimate delicatessen.

>wet hot floppy coldcuts

nothing enrages me more than Firehouse's commercials. "We steam all our meats". They're Cold Cuts, goddamn it. cold. cuts. COLD. Nothing is more disgusting than a slice of turkey breast at body temperature, soft and damp, like it had been stored in someone's armpit.

If Jimmie johns didn't deliver nobody would care about them

What if in someone's vagina instead?

I've always wondered what the fuck a pepper bar is

I did find the poor flavor of the roast beef familiar.

Where they have several peppers near the condomits

Just make your own fucking sandwich. Subway food sucks, Quiznos service sucks. Plus nobody looks at you funny when you want less then a head of lettuce/entire container of mayustard on your sub.

I don't have meat or cheese or bread at home or even lettuce and tomatoes

Virgin alert. Vaginas taste like human flesh but nice try buddy.

Fly in to subway

But subway didn't stand up for Jared when his wife framed him for cp possession why should I be loyal to them?

Depends, do you enjoy fresh creamy smooth fresh slightly aged young young little white wet tight hot spicy mayo on your footlong?

Is his wife in jail?
Need to know.

No she framed him why else would she have divorced him after his arrest?

No I like meatball subs

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Was there proof Jared was framed?

His wife divorced him after his arrest

His dead shark eyes.

I would rather eat a pedo than roadkill.

He's not a pedo and they are spongemonkeys which mean they are puppets

i don't like slicing tomatoes, onions, peppers, cucumber, opening a can of black olives, and wasting half an avocado for just one sandwich

that would make 90% of the population creepy which is probably accurate

I've never bought anything from quiznos because of that stupid rat.

Daily reminder that the tribe will defend this degenerate no matter what.

forward.com/opinion/319596/jared-fogle-facing-prison-rape-thats-not-justice/

They even include a link to a site made explicitly for sex offenders in prison.

It's not a rat it's a spongemonkey you fucking retarded cocksucker

Again if he's a degenerate why did his wife divorce him? She set his ass up so she could get the kids in the divorce and all his money.

>Quiznos
user don't make me laugh

If you were married to someone, and they were arrested for child molestation and the like, you would not divorce them?

Do you know how long it takes to find someone who will accept me? He could be Pol Pot, and I'm gonna cling to that fucker for all he's worth.

Pot Belly is the best even though I despise their corporate culture. overly-friendly hipster scene.

Quizno's was a gem, I hardly see them around anymore.

>Subway
Never do this. Not even once.

Hamburgle harder, McFaggot.

because divorcing a man who you just discovered rapes children makes no logical sense at all