Tuna sandwiches

>tuna sandwiches

>sandwiches

>tuna

don't talk shit about tuna fggt

Except no one pronounces it correctly. They all say, samwitches.

every time I hear a grown man say "sammich" unironically, I go insta-autism

>food

Body smells like tuna. Im a dude.

Only retards say it like that

tuna sandwiches are great with tomato paste and a bit of pepper. add uncooked onions and green olives for the ultimate tune treat!

>tuna sandwiches with green apples in it

ive only seen white people do that to tuna and chicken salad and it's disgusting.

Sorry that you live in an area with a retard dialect

I didn't like tuna when I was 13 either, OP. You'll get over it.

Onky thing tuna salad should have in it is mayo, eggs, and seasoning.

The thing is, I see and hear it on national commercials. The fucking subway guy says samwiches.

and that's how he got your attention and the ad stuck in your head.

>buy a chicken salad sandwich
>bite into it
>fucking grapes
Fucking STOP this shit. The fuck is wrong with people? Now I have to double-check the packaging to make sure I don't buy the trap.

>packaging

I would never eat tuna salad I didn't make myself

>Americlaps everyone

Also fuck off with your "cilantro". It's parsley. Americans know fuck all about good food. The only good food you have is stolen from niggers

>poointheloo doesnt like American food

>doesnt like apple pie
>doesnt like philly cheese steaks
>doesnt like barbeque
>doesnt like Cajun cuisine

Kill yourself your favorite food is probably kebabs.

Wait, what? Do Eurofags not know what cilantro is?

>cilantro is parsley

Correct. They're completely unfamiliar with Mexican, Central American, and South American cuisine of any kind.

Egg salad sandwiches > Tuna salad sandwiches > Chicken salad sandwiches

>canned tuna
>bagged tuna

Made me sick just reading that.

All three are vile.

stfu faggot

it helps to toast the bread and drench the tuna/mayo with louisiana hot sauce.

Why are you on the food board if you don't like food?

>eggs in salad

>Dad used to use Tuna Sandwich as his go to hypothetical shit food you had to eat if you complained about a meal
>didn't like fish or mayo growing up so the concept sounded disgusting
>grow up
>realize Tuna Sandwiches are pretty okay
>now my dad's without a means of countering me complaining about food
>feels good

>Not having taste
>we know where you poo

>dissing 'toon 'sands

this is a cringe food

>i've only ever had a tuna sandwich pre-made from a gas station or out of a vending machine

>tuna steak sandwich

>ruining steak for fun

shit's all I eat.

sugar lemon mayo paprika diced onion
toast lightly buttered

>Coriander is parsley

is not you fuck. parsley is god tier while cilantro sucks.

He's probably talking about tuna steaks, you dip

>food

Are they completely unfamiliar with mainland Chinese or Indian cooking too? Because it's pretty damn common in both of those countries as well.

>Thing

That sounds like a rough life.

>eating canned tuna

please stop

Most of us don't want to eat dog meat or food thats made with poo all over the place so no

>$200 a bottle
Either a richfag who doesn't give a fuck or someone who's seriously overcompensating for something