'sup, user? How do you make the perfect burrito?

>'sup, user? How do you make the perfect burrito?

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>Implying some pleb white girl will actually like the perfect burrito

>pleb white girl
Get. The. Fuck. Out.

drive to the local 'rito place and buy one

hola reddito

You mad bro?

this isn't /b/

All hail the queen bitches

who is this semen demon?

Looks like some random teenage girl.

KATY WHY ARE YOU NOT REPLYING TO MY EMAILS? STOP BEING A CUNT I LOVE YOU!

burritos are easy to make. carne asada, pico de gallo, gaucamole. thats it.


ron jeremy's daughter. shes been all over the internet lately.

boy she looks like shit with that hair and no eye makeup

>ron jeremy's daughter

Holy fuck, what. Same facial features, eyes and everything.

Ron Jeremy's daughter is boxxy?

>carne asada
>easy to make

Pick one and only one, or provide the recipe in detail

I'll pick both I dont listen to idiots on the internet
heres diana kennedy's recipe.

In addition I add a lime, smashed garlic cloves, cilantro stems, veg oil, jalapeno in escabeche and black pepper to her base marinade recipe.

>'sup, user? How do you make the perfect burrito?

By sticking my tongue up your shit filled ass while you clench, for Boxxy that usually works.

>In addition im a fucking hipster and I add a lime

Stopped reading right there. Fuck you shit bag. #lemons4life

>limes
Shibbolethed the SJW

I am in love with Boxxy :(

ME TO OOMMG I WANT TO SNIFF HER RSZE

>a lime
>retards go crazy on Veeky Forums

the authentic recipe is oranges faggots.
so youre both doing it wrong. fuck off with that gay beta shit.

>you will never hold her soft bum close to your face and inhale eyes closed

In the microwave, of course.

Adding Fresh diced Red Onion and Cilantro to almost any burrito will make almost any burrito taste a lot better. Just make sure to go easy on the raw red onion otherwise you'll ruin the burrito

mexicans commonly use white onions

>'sup
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What is 'sup short for?

"wassup", short for "What's up?"

Supper

Supreme

Suprise

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ketchup

The OP doesn't say anything about the burrito
having to be mexican style. I worked at a Tex-Mex place for two years that specializes in burritos and taco. We put fresh cilantro on everything and some form of red onion on almost everything. Cilantro just makes everything taste so fresh

I feel like I'm being rused here

I was being completely honest.

sup

do it the american way. hire a mexican to make it for you.

>Wanna bite, user?

has anybody got a comfy salsa verde recipe to share, finally managed to buy tomatillos in an exotic food store

not that taco bell bs. have a proper mexican make you a proper burrito. =-D

Ha, she looks more and more spic-like by the year. Great to see efamous whore turn into feminazi and age like crap

Should I know who this bitch is?

She looks pretty good to me, m80.

newfag!

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why is everyone obsessed with this katherinre bitch?

Yes

Boxxy is pleb as fuck though.

I'll kill you, I fucking swear.

who is she? i'm curious as well.

youtu.be/IZU1yY2RdfM?t=284

that fucking cat is bigger than her

Does she do porn?

>pls tell me she's in porm

Of course
Too bad you can't download the files anymore. I got them in an old hard drive somewhere, but I'm too lazy to plug it in.

My burritos consist of:
- rice
- green lentils
- black beans
- peach Salsa
- a lick of BBQ sauce
- lime juice
- fresh minced garlic
- raw onion
- grilled bell pepper
- sweet potato
- sriracha
- salt, pepper, paprika, chili powder, cilantro, oregano

Call me a hipster or inauthentic or whatever the fuck but it tastes great for me. I make a big batch every weekend and take them to work for lunch.

She looks vaguely ethnic. Is she part Mexican or Aztec/whatever?

Upload it you fucking dick wrinkle.

No, she is a person without an ethnicity, obviously.

>So where are you taking me for dinner user?

Fazolis!

i have a coupon for zaxby's.

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bitch, she can't even wrap the 'ritto right. YOU get the fuck outta here!

Flavor Town

i'll take you to taco bell. you pay.

at the rate she's gaining weight she's gonna be a hamplanet in a few years
wonder if she ever comes to Veeky Forums posting about how she can eat anything and not gain weight