What to do with 70 eggs?

what to do with 70 eggs?

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my mom brought me 70 eggs from a farm, what am i going to do with so much? share recipes that include a lot of eggs

and no i will not waste them by trowing them on things

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Try some baking, and get brownie points with your friends by giving away cakes.
Try out every single way to make a breakfast egg.
Eggs are cheap, and should last a good amount of time.

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Pound cake takes 5-6 eggs at a time. So does quiche.

Also, when you're getting near the expiration date, blow out the yolks and make pysanka, then give them as gifts.

Hatch them and then eat the chickens

Quiche freezes beautifully, and takes a lot of eggs. I'd recommend making 4-6 quiches and freezing for future use.

Bake some and pickle some.

Start baking

obviously

but i don't know any cake recipes where they include 20 eggs in single cake (i've heard old women brag about how many eggs they put in cake on family gatherings but all old bats are dead now)

put them on to boil and watch cool hand luke

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Attempt to re-enact the egg eating scene from Cool Hand Luke.

"Nobody can eat 50 eggs"

damn you don't copy my unique ideal

die from high cholesterol because you've been tricked by the egg lobby

Find someone who browses Veeky Forums in your area.

Lemon meringue pie takes 12 eggs for a single pie

make the worlds biggest plate of scrambled eggs

Give a girl you brought home after she was passed out in the gutter. Few rounds of doing that to girls on the weekend and you'll either run out of eggs or get arrested

>Hard boil a dozen a week and eat two every day.
>Make some baked goods and give (most of) them away.
>Scramble and freeze
>Pickle them
>Practice cooking over easy eggs without breaking the yolk
>throw them at kids from your car.

Use however much you can for quiches/baking/pasta- freeze what you don't use, all freeze pretty well- and then take whatever eggs you have left, separate them, and freeze the yolks and whites separately, in portions of 2 or 3 whites/yolks so you don't have to defrost the whole lot. Frozen whites and yolks work just as well as fresh for baking/pastry applications.

Making flan can use 10-12 eggd

How large are you lemon meringue pies?

i'd rather flush them down the toilet

umm i'm female.............

Give 50 of them to Cool Hand Luke

Post feet :3

Make Exeggcutes and leave them near a Pokemon Go gym

Make a really big omelette.

Or a REALLY big meringue.

degenerates belong to /b/ go away please.

W H I T E K N I G H T

Not my house. You can knock down a dozen a day in a heartbeat.

Flourless cake. Rice pudding. Meringue ... all these take egg white in relatively large amounts.

Came here to suggest these. Look for custard recipes - creme brulee, stovetop custard/pastry cream, etc.

how the fuck u know who i am O.o

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quiche
meringue/macarons and some kind of curd
creme patissiere
hollandaise/bearnaise
flourless cakes
scotch eggs
b'stilla
pickled eggs
falsomagro

i never had pickled eggs and i'm afraid to try them

Kekles

frittata uses a lot of eggs

Castella

All hail the surly king

You can freeze eggs raw in an icecube tray, either as-is, or you can separate them and freeze yolks/whites separately.
After that put them in a plastic container with wax or freezer paper between them so they don't stick.

Creme Brûlée uses quite a bit of eggs and is pretty easy to make. Also the most delicious dessert ever. You can add tons of different flavors to the egg and cream mixture before baking it.

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>Not mention of Egg Salad
I am disappoint

Ok i made a pound cake this morning from Martha Stewarts site. It's in oven now.

I use metric system and it was fun to realise half way in ohhh everything is around 200g

Please refrain from mentioning your sex on Veeky Forums

I don't see what difference it makes

Crack them in a frying pan and start the cooking process briefly, then transfer them to a dehydrator tray

Dehydrate
Store
???
Profit

its fucking shit

pancakes for breakfast EVERY DAY

mousse au chocolat, creme caramel? yes please

do a lot of baking

watch the heston egg episode on the tube

it wasn't bad but it wasn't good either

shit cake more likely

Make a fuckton of deviled eggs, freeze them, send them to me.