Why do carcinogens taste so damn good?

>How can vegans even compete?

I'm not vegan, or vegetarian.

But I am damn well a better cook than whomever made that shitshow of a dish. Cooking vegetables so they complement meat is a skill and the guy in the video does not have it.

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you cucks call americans ignorant, yet you don't even understand your TV caricatures aren't really life

It is a real problem for real people that a lot of american cooks devote 95% of the effort to the main meat course and then completely ignore quality vegetable sides. Especially true in steakhouse/fried chicken establishments.

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I just want to have starch with a side of starch, fried in oil.

>But I am damn well a better cook than whomever made that shitshow of a dish
I doubt you would even know where to start with so many smoked foods to make.

Nope

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You're going to die someday anyways and you're going to feel retarded when you die in your mid 40s from some freak accident or health problem after missing out on delicious charcoal and wood smoked food for your entire life

>for no reason
It's the blind leading the blind with you diabetic fucks.
To be fair I hate Argentina more than the USA.

>Burger: he starts banter, he gets butthurt by it

You unconsciously desire death.

theres veg in the vid you fuck
its a bbq place's full menu
>doesnt have it
I didnt know you were his boss and knew what he could and couldnt do

Why didn't you post the better version?

Nice clickbait shit

Except he didn't start the banter.

>first post mentioning countries in thread mentions US
>lol dumb Americans started banter XD

only dark smoke is carcinogenic.

even breathing decays us. just enjoy a life of hedonism.

I've told my mom this a ton of times yet she still won't fuck me, people just need to chill and stop giving a shit.