Guess what kind of person I am based on what I eat

Morning: Forgot to eat

Mid-morning snack: Lactose-free Milk kefir

Noon: 2 BLTs, a bowl of pumpkin spice cheerios

Night: Bowl of Brown Sugar steel cut oats

Healthy

Dylan?

>cigars
Are you Ron Perlman?

Sounds like you're making it, user.

A university student majoring in business who leans liberal and thinks they're poor despite being moderately well off.

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my menu today:

morning
> whole milk yogurt with mint extract and chocolate chips
afternoon
> homemade cocoa with cinnamon
evening
> BEEF Flavor Top Ramen with 3 sliced carrots, 3 eggs, a spice blend, red pepper, black pepper, ginger, and mustard; 1 can of PBR; homemade chocolate chip pecan cookies

Today I had McDonalds twice. Each time a big Mac and a double to go because I had a big bottle of coke at home.
That's pretty much all you need to know to figure me out

morning:
>vyvanse
>two cigarettes
>water
>a few bites of my daughter's steel-cut oatmeal

noon:
>another vyvanse because why not
>1.5 cigarettes
>cold-brewed earl grey

night:
>a few bites of a sourdough baguette w/ blue castello
>a random vitaminwater

I'm going to guess you get hit on by gay guys quite often

a retard

good

good

alright

?

Single mom?

>uncle max

>Ron perlman

25 Year old autist surprisingly.

>morning
One mug of very dark French pressed coffee, black, washed down with whole milk

>noon
Onions, garlic, potatoes, tomatoes, kale, all scrambled with three eggs.

>snack
dark chocolate

>evening
Macaroni and cheese

hah, might as well be—but unfortunately, i'm a fucking white male.

no fries? was it a jalapeño double at least?

Did she run away with a drug addict or something?

i mean, she married me, so... yes?

Screw paying that much for fucking potatoes

what, a dollar? i mean, you're already getting two big macs, which is the most overpriced, overrated item on their menu.

srsly senpai, just pound a few grilled onion cheddars and jalapeño doubles instead.

Oh cool you are trash, well I guess if you are both in the picture it's still better than a single mom and if it's not syour daughter can always escape reality with drugs

>morning
porridge cooked with a grated apple, topped with chocolate chips, chopped walnuts and sliced peaches

>noon
smoothie made of banana, frozen strawberries, greek yoghurt, honey, rice milk, vanilla bean paste, walnuts, bit of salt, cinnamon and nutmeg

>evening
scrambled eggs with grated zucchini and spring onion, sauteed mushrooms and garlic, fried cherry tomatoes, served with a piece of wholemeal toast and butter

>snack/dessert
piece of wholemeal toast with nutella and peanut butter spread and sliced banana on top. plus a glass of milk.

It's 3 dollars here, prices in the us puzzle me

There arent spicy things in McDonalds here either

>Breakfast
Fried egg and tomato on toast

>Lunch
Apple and peanut butter

>Dinner
Barbecue chicken with a baked potato and steamed green beans

>trash
i have a doc in neurodegenerative diseases, and my wife is working on her PhD in analytic philosophy.

where do you live? in the bay area, carl's jr. costs $15 for a medium combo, whereas in TN it costs $7 or so.

Great, I think I have a neurodegenerative diseases, I was forzed to take both clonazepan and risperidoneamong other cocktails of drugs for over ten years since I was 8 and now I have a hard time remembering normal everyday words all the time like I have to Google 5 words an hour and I forget names and lots of simple things, sometimes I'm reading something, get distracted for a minute and then immediately forget

i'm no MD, and even if i were, it would be irresponsible to diagnose over the internet, but i'm curious...

>do you have any physical symptoms, like fever, stiff muscles, or shakes?
>have you had unprotected sex in the past couple of years?
>have you ever been prescribed warfarin or any other blood thinners?
>do you have a history of recreational drug use, specifically opioids?
>have you experienced any waking visual hallucinations?
>how long have you struggled with word recognition?

24 year old white man.

Breakfast: chicken fried steak with hash browns and over easy eggs

Dinner: chicken fettuccine alfedo

Breakfast: Country pate, flax seed toast, cream cheese, Greek yogurt, chicken, eggs, tofu, coffee, bone broth.

Lunch: Broccoli, green beans, gravy, cheese

Dinner: Green curry made with pork, chicken and rabbit.

I eat this most days, high threshold for boredom when it comes to food.

>Breakfeast:
Oatmeal porridge with PB and raisins, coffee.

>Lunch:
Leftover from dinner, water

>Dinner:
Noddle and veg stir v. chiken strips, can of soda

wake-up - protein shake

breakfast - large smoothie with greens, 2-3 vegetables, 1-2 fruits, and berries. taken with fish oil and vitamin d.

at work - green tea (sometimes an energy drink)

afternoon - chicken curry over rice, beef stew, or fish with steamed vegetables and roasted potatoes

night - lots of water, sometimes a beer or two on weekends

>Breakfast
different every day

>Lunch
different every day

>Dinner
different every day

Hmm, I'm gonna guess you're retarded.

Morning:

English Muffin
2 fried egg whites
1 fried whole egg
3 turkey sausage links
1 english muffin
coffee plus L-Theanine

Lunch:

Mixed baby green salad

Dinner:

Pan roasted Salmon
Mixed Greens
A few bites of creme brule

Then I had a protein and milk shot, 3 pic related, and smoked my Vuse e cig till I fell asleep.

just one english muffin, that is

Morning :
Coffee and cigs/hash j

2nd meal of the day (Varies between noon and 9pm) : Usually pasta (Pesto or "carbonara" with a fuckload of cheese) or a sandwich/kebab

3rd meal if there's one : White or green bean stew with pork

Loads of coffee in between

>vyvanse
Are you fucking taking that recreationally??

Neckbeard that's sort of in good shape but also vapes ecigs so maybe a little bit of a dudebro as well

Here's what I eat --
Breakfast, coffee and whatever else I can find available at 8am, the are where I work is scarce for food. Sometimes I don't even eat, I'll just have coffee.

Lunch, usually nongshim ramen cup of some kind because they're cheap at convenient stores.

Dinner, if my SO makes something it'll be like bagged chicken or what ever he grilled like steak or kebabs. He loves cooking any meat but fish. If I make food its usually pasta or potatoes.
Or I don't eat dinner and go straight to bed where I shitpost on various boards until passing out happens

Morning:
Oatmeal with cinnamon and milk, cup of coffee

Lunch:
Brown rice or lentils, chicken or tuna

Dinner:
Same as lunch sometimes, or peanut butter on toast

-your friend from /wg/

>morning
Coffee

>lunch
pasta with something or skip and go to dinner

>dinner
pasta with something if I didn't have lunch

Sorry I completely forgot about this thread
I'm really fucking overweight, consequence of the medication and being given too much money and shit, I have been like this all my life
I never had sex
I have no idea I'm not exaggerating by claiming I must have taken 50 different things during my life
No drugs, I got really drunk a couple times with friends but now i drink 4 or 5 times a year
Yes but only a couple times
Word recognition?
Memory all my life but it's gotten way worse the last 5 years

Morning: still asleep

Lunch: leftover half of a salami sub

Dinner: six tall boys of steel reserve

Pic unrelated.

Middle class white woman.

The rabbit and curry combo threw me off. Are you central Asian or some shit like that? Are you an Indian that lives in the middle of nowhere and hunts? It sounds delicious though, I've only had rabbit in stews.

morning: nothing
noon: nothing
night: huge bowl of rice and goulash with green beans

Feminine man

Slav

Superiority complex

Low discipline, job at family business

Modern trade worker, 24-28 single male, probably cell phone repair

fat ass, tech job, depressed

stay at home dad, aspiring writer

fitness oriented + finance degree

renting in a trendy part of town, childless by choice, "chasing" your dream but really you just go to work and spend time on whatever

you stopped going to church but you pretend for your parents, have had many successful relationships, and you pay your bills on time

love dogs but you don't have one

half Asian

35 divorced jerk off to vanilla porn

"you guys should try hot yoga" "my isolation tank experience really helps me"

plays video games and gets blackout drunk twice a month

you fucking hate your job

This kind

Why would you make that your name?

Morning: Cereal

High Noon: Cereal

Night : Sweets and fruits

Morning: Sleep
Noon: Sleep
Evening: Pasta
Night: Pasta
After midnight: Pasta
If there are greens at home all meals are replaced with salad

22-26 woman that doesn't make much money and watches anime

the farthest you've been away from home is a country that borders yours, Canada probably, when you were a kid

You don't really have strong opinions on a lot of topics, but you wouldn't consider yourself shy

you don't lie to yourself but you don't have much self control

medically underweight weeb

you don't respect your parents

NEET weeb depressed

> you don't lie to yourself but you don't have much self control

You're probably right. I'm not sure I could quit drinking if I had the motivation, as I have before, but I'm in a spot where I don't really care enough to.

Since the topic is cooking that weeb stamp actually hurt. Can't really deny it tho.
I'm the only one in the house that cooks anything other than pasta qq

>you don't respect your parents

I love my parents tho

morning - energy drink, 2 cigarettes

lunch - an egg, spinach, tomato and roast turkey sandwich, hastily eaten in my car (50/50% chance of skipping)

dinner - 3 pieces of left over chicken parmesan with a freshly made side salad

before bed - large glass of milk, 3 pancakes with syrup

Single. White. Male. 24. Office job.

A nigger or a chinese

>14:30
2 crispbreads with cheese, 0.5l mug of drip coffee
>18:00
Two bowls of sodd.
It's a soup-like traditional dish that I buy in a bucket. It's got potatoes, carrots, celery root, leek, some weird grey meatball-looking things and meat cubes. and stock, of course.
>19:30
120g ice cream and half a bag of bbq crisps
>03:00
2 crispbreads with ham and cheese.

Bartender or waiter.

Completely unrelated to the topic, but when did the term 'dudebro' turn from meaning protein chugging, beer binging, ripped, vapid cunts to meaning neckbeard lite or something?

It didn't. Special snowflake millennials think that they can use terms that refer to people that make them mad interchangeably without regard to how the rest of the world understands them.

>morning
Protein Cheerios
>lunch
a sandwich
>dinner
pasta

>>have you had unprotected sex in the past couple of years?
not him, but no.

>breakfast
plain yogurt, wheat bran, a small banana

>lunch
spicy chicken soup with turkish style bread, mixed green salad with a tiny bit of feta cheese

>dinner
grilled chicken breast on rice, some kind of vegetable side dish, usually mix of cauliflower and broccoli

Breakfast: Whisky, black coffee, cigarettes, scrambled eggs/smoked salmon

Lunch: Gin/sandwich

Dinner: Medium rare venison/mashed potatoes/roast vegetables+ bottle of red wine+whisky

Dessert: Whisky, someday a bullet

>Breakfast

lole I don't eat it, except on 'weekends', and then it's usually Eggo blueberry waffles. On weekdays I might have a glass of whole milk.

>Lunch

Polish sausage or stuffed oven made chicken breast or chorizo, maybe some broccoli, maybe some carrots. Sometimes a burger in place of the sausage/chicken. Sometimes I have some of those waffles, too.

>Dinner

Sausage again, chicken again, burger again, sometimes fish or steak. Potatoes are often had wit this meal, including the baked cheese-laden, and roasted, varieties. Ditto on the carrots and broc. Fish and steak are also sometimes had. Usually a Pepsi or other carbonated Jew drink, and beer for desert will tie it all up.

White. Late 40s or early 50s. Likes shooting. Small town. Divorced. Cooks with charcoal.

Half white. Early 20's. Big city in Canada. Single for 5 years. Never cooked with charcoal in my life. Hey at least you tried.

Morning:
Oatmeal with 700 calories of extras

Noon:
A literal shit ton of vegetables with 5 cups of various grains and beans

Night:
Peanut butter and banana sandwich with some fruits and nuts

The whisky breakfast made me think single and older. Venison led me to think you like hunting. The bullet made me think divorced. Medium rare and roasted veg made me think you like grilling.
Oh well.

Veeky Forums poster. Probably gay. Won't admit it.

Meant for

It's ok user. I love you.

morning: black tea with cream
noon: nothing
evening: meat and vegetables

Morning:
Banana

Lunch:
Fried rice and asian marinated chicken stir fry with onion garlic red pepper carrots squash, a ton of sweet basil

Before Bed:
Yogurt, grapes, crackers, sharp wisconsin cheddar cheese

Overweight greasy white boy, likes metal

Morning - usually dont eat breakfast anymore or I eat leftovers from the day before

Lunch- pasta and veggies or something, sometimes marinated beef just simple and easy to make foods cause I hate the kicthen where I live

Dinner - sometimes go out to eat with people usually Thai food or indian

I drink through lunch and dinner and everyday.

Sometimes snack on snack food like chips or maccas or kfc probably once a week

I drink wine or beer because I am poor.

>morning: 6 apples, dry rolled oats straight from the bag
A horse?

>breakfast
a poptart or donut if I have them, otherwise I skip it
>lunch
some kind of frozen meal, usually one of those healthy choice steamer things, a yogurt, and a can of pop
>dinner
white rice and a chicken breast, some kind of asian or indian sauce, some vegetables, usually canned or frozen but sometimes fresh, and a glass of milk

morning: nothing

noon: granola bar if I'm hungry

evening: mapo tofu

only a little

Overweight and white, but I shower every day because >physical labor (I-it's just a summer job I s-swear!), and dadrock is my preferred genre. Nice job, dude.

Breakfast: chickpea salad with tahini and lemon juice

Lunch: just a snack of beef jerky

Dinner: mixed mushroom pie, ginger cookies and mead for dessert

morning: Banana oatmeal
afternoon: Beef Aglio Olio with a fried egg
snack: Apples/roasted chicken wings
dinner: Rice with steamed fish, kale and slow-cooked pork

Don gorsky

>breakfast
Cornflakes with milk

>lunch
Spaghetti and meatsauce with beans and spinach.

>dinner
Same as lunch

breakfast - 2 weetabix biscuits plus skim or soy milk

midmorning snack - pineapple or some other fresh fruit, maybe nuts to go with if I'm super hungry

lunch - salad containing egg, turkey, ham, or chicken plus lettuce and tomatoes, usually no dressing

afternoon snack - usually nothing but sometimes a protein bar

dinner - skinless chicken breast, tuna or salmon, steamed veggies, multigrain roll or crackers

Some faggots on a diet.

Breakfast: Depends. Usually cereal or croisssants, sometimes toast or bagels with butter
Lunch: 3-4 Pieces of fruit vegetables (Apple, bell pepper sliced, handful of cherries, fruit juice), carbs (usually a tortilla with whatever I want inside), and a pack of biscuits or some shit
Dinner: Varies
Night: Plain tortilla w/ peanut butter

morning: Rice with raw egg cracked into it, miso soup.

noon: Celery and carrot sticks with grapes.

night: Teriyaki Salmon and Rice with steamed broccoli.

hint: my eyes are squinty

>Green curry made with pork, chicken and rabbit.
>One could conceivably make curry with more than one kind of meat in it at a time

>i have a doc in neurodegenerative diseases, and my wife is working on her PhD in analytic philosophy.

Well at least one of you have a useful doctorate.

...

These both accurately describe me. Good job

Morning: nothing
Lunch: nothing
4pm-1am: 12-18 shots of rum or whiskey
Dinner: pomegranate glazed lamb sirloin with mushroom-pea risotto
1am:64 oz Gatorade, 800mg ibuprofen