You have 1 food wish, what shall it be?

That was literally never a thing

Don't you ever feel ashamed of how poor you are?

A heaping plate of Orange Chicken, some Hot Fried Rice, and an Ice Cold Fruit Smoothie.

I wish i could appreciate REALLLY GOOD TEA.

I wish for an unbreakable big plate that can summon any food item I want when I order it to

I wish for a medium rare beef steak

The ability to eat any food without getting sick. Chicken tartare here I come.

cannelloni how my mom does them.

nice choice

Five wheels of parmigiana reggiano

I wish I wasn't lactose intolerant.

>not adding downsides to wishes
>all the while using a monkeys paw
Literally worthless thread

cherry pie like my mom used to make..

A great big 'go 'za

i like the whole theme of "wishgranters that fulfill every wish, but fuck you up in a sneaky way" unless its something humble.

One of my dream fantasies is having infinite money for food, and possibly food related purchases like nice kitchen appliances and utensils and stuff. I wouldn't care if I lived in a mud hut if I could have whatever food I wanted the moment I wanted it. Maybe a magic refrigerator or pantry.

I wish: Planters would bring back their cheez balls
;_;

One fresh mammoth steak please.

They must be tasty if we ate them to extinction right?

>I wish binging and vomiting rooms would come back in style
...and you get to clean them up, with your tongue.
>I wish for a chicken pot pie.
It's a whole live chicken in a big stock pot with vegetables covered in dough.
>I wish for the best french fries the world has ever seen.
They're McDonalds fries, because those are the only ones the world itself has seen.
>A donut
It's a literal shit donut.
>Banana cream pie from village inn.
A anthropomorphized banana shows up, shoves its dick into your ass, and cums.
He's preparing you.
>The best full size cheesecake in the world
You can't eat it.

I wish I wasn't allergic to fish...

feelsbadman

ummmm sweaty... look up vomitorium

>They're McDonald's fries

rest of them are clever, but McDonald's fries are actually quite good

Fish is now the only thing you aren't allergic to.

That's just an exit.

What's clever about any of them?
>donut made of shit xD
>you can't eat it but i sure wont explain why xD
>the world has ony seen mcdonalds fries xD
>the banana shoves its dick in your ass xD
It's like an 8 year old thinking putting random words together is funny.

grandma's goulasche :(

this

he was cringy as fuck but you're even worse, kys

I wish for a braised zebra flank steak

Are we still in Veeky Forums did it suddenly turn into the off topic forum for a niche pop culture interest in 2005?

I wish for Kylie Jenner's pussy, preferably with a "Landing strip" cut. Delicious

You get her pussy. It was obviously cut off of her while she was still alive, but there's so much blood around everywhere, including on you, that you can't be sure if she still is.

Oh, and the cops have just surrounded the building you're in.

You can only smell the food and look at it. Never eat it.