What do you call this

An abomination

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How do you even pronounce that?

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Can we not say 'go 'za anymore?

'o 'a

I recently ate a deep dish pizza with cornbread for crust. It was surprisingly great.

What do you think of my 'go 'za with a side of grilled cheese?

Where's the little 50 cent pepper with butter garlic dip that comes included papa?

You tighten your throat twice in quick succession.

Tomato pie

Pizza!

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Flyover Pie.

American fat pie

Putting the sauce on top of the cheese is the dumbest shit. Like what the fuck man. How fucking backward do you have to be to do that.

Baked tomato sauce tastes really good though.

Trash, the fact that this shit exists and is popular makes me ashamed to be american.

you mean a pieover?

The Darkness

that bread looks nice