Drunk Cooking

Cat-kun is here, and I've saved a few images, s-so h-here I go!

I need 2/3 cups of chopped carrots, almost there!

These midget carrots should do the trick!

I meant to say *isn't here, so...

here we go!

Now to cut our celery...

There we go!

A bit over the 2/3 cup we need, but I won't tell. :)

Now for the onions. The original recipe called for half a cup... FUCK THAT. I love onions!

Here, I have one small and one large onion, ready to be chopped!

GODDAMN!

THAT TOOK FUCKING FOREVER.

TIME FOR THIS user TO INVEST IN A FOOD PROCESSOR, OR AT LEAST A SLAM CHOP.

At least I did it as quietly as I could, since my neighbors are asleep... :)

Now that the main knifewerk is done, I'm ready for my second drink!

1 tbsp of canola oil, 3 tbsp of butter....

I almost forgot, this recipe doesn't call for garlic...

FUCK THAT, I LOVE GARLIC. 4 small cloves, to be crushed...

Done with muh second drank!

"Cook until translucent," they say...

Time to add our carrot and celery!

Now for the meat... 1/2 lb of beef, 1/2 lb or pork,,,,

Just about ready for the meat!

salt and peppa, meat has already been mixed into prep here....

freexing the leftovers for another day....

Based on the last couple of pics, I've added a tbspn of black pepper, and 2 1/2 tbspns of kosher salt...

Time for one full cup of whole milf.... i mean milk.

im sure if it came from a milf it would be absolutely delicious, but i doubt the average user's ability to procure such such premium ingredients

*farts*

why do you buy from walmart user
are you poor?
you act like you're poor

I see no cat here fucker

In it goes, into our fucked up melting pot, along with a tspn of nutmeg
yeah, literally everything is from walmart. im poor, but i can afford whatever I want, if that makes sense.

Time for Concha y Torro, from the dirty Chilean vinyards no less!

About one cup.

see
mix dat shit real gud

It's getting late.... I'm getting sleepy....

Transferring this to my slow-cooker...

I added a half cup of chicken stock.

I'll cook some noodles in the morning, so I've got breakfast bolognese to look forward too.

Gotta finish my third drink too... gnight Veeky Forums!

Meh, somewhere I forgot to post the addition of a can of crushed tomatoes.

That's, like, important. too drunk to care atm... i'll post past dinner tomorrow i expect.

drunk cat owner, please come back and honor us with your posts

Approximately how dickered are you?

I'm pretty much about to pass out, lads.

I thought half the bottle would do me good. I've got a quarter bottle to hold me on my day off (Thursday). Gonna wake up early and see what awaits me!