Breakfast of a millionaire. thought biz would like to see how the other half lives

whats that green shit

How’s your sulfur farts and diarrhea today?

If you’re not lifting that’s a plate full of fatfuck

just a couple 'cados

I, too, eat Keto, user.

avocado you stupid burger

Thats nice keto breakfast. Props, stay shreded.

personally im on paleo desu

That is full of fat

Needs more bacon.
Also, learn to cook an egg properly.

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Haha, any high meat?

fat is good

>t. ramen for breakfast

way to much food for one person

what does avocado taste like?

>doesn't understand insulin

like water

don't know why so many people like avocado. tastes bland to me

Holy shit when do you retard realise that keto is by far the worst form of diet there is right now.
Fucking atkins cancer shit. I honestly pref Paleo to this.
Humanity is doomed to follow stupid shit that allows retards to eat garbage.

>overcooked eggs
>processed meat
>soggy avocado
are you a millionaire in rupees by any chance?

you fried them? never seen them look like that before

that plate is roughly 2,000 calories. are you saying you can eat as much as you want as long as you don’t eat carbs or are you just retarded?

I'm clearly saying that

are you braindead or dont you understand that protein is just as much insulinogenic as carbs and sometimes even more.

you have to salt it. then it's fucking delicious.

Those eggs are horribly overcooked

its 1200 actually. 6 eggs. 6 bacon. 2 cados.

>cados

I hate you.

op's breakfast does not have too much protein, stick to your cheerios

Is Russian real estate really that good of an investment? Do you visit them?

BLAHAHA OK.

Enjoy your cholesterol plate. I bet if someone came out with the Cretaceous diet and shilled it to you you would eat ferns and trilobites and claim to be a zillionaire.

here's an actual fucking good breakfast.

1. bacon
2. ground sausage
3. bread
4. salsa
5. Tabasco sauce (other hot sauces won't taste as good with this)
6. eggs.
7. cheeze

1: turn off your fire alarms.
2. start cooking a sausage patty. continually mix around the meat as it cooks so it doesn't form a puck. put a little bit of chili powder / some kind of hot powder in the ground sausage meat as it cooks.
3. cook the bacon in the grease of the sausage.
4. put the sausage back in and keep it warm.

1. crack an egg into a pan and start cooking it sunnyside up for 30 seconds.
2. then pour some milk on it and stir it like a madman until it forms small yellow pebbles.
3. salt and pepper.

1. take an eighth of a stick of butter and put it in a pan. then, put bread on top of it. cook it until that side it brown. do it again with another eighth with the other side. do it again for another piece.
2. put cheese on the bread and let it melt.

put the sausage, bacon, eggs, salsa on the cheesy bread and push down a bunch so it doesn't come apart. then cut it diagonally. drench each bit in Tabasco sauce before biting.

you're welcome.

that looks like breakfast of a low class full time mcdonalds worker

i eat this all the time. your on keto, right?

>thinks dietary cholesterol impacts lipid profile

everyone should be on a low carb high fat diet. All modern disease is the result of reined carbohydrate.
If your blood lipids go extreme when on a high fat low carb diet it means you have low glycogen stores so eat carbs every once and a while

Honestly pretty good desu, although it doesn't look appetising in the photo.
Top-tier keto breakfast

thats a really sad pic
eating breakfast in the dark
in bed, probably unbathed
WATCHING a dj set in fullscreen on a laptop??? like dude get some fucking speakers, use your eyes to do something better than watch some faggot mix whatever garbage you like to listen to

Enjoy your atherosclerosis

Nicola Cruz is nice

this was my lunch. ama

this

>MUH ELFIE FETS

>proceeds to eat 14 rashers of bacon

k.

>salsa

stop right there miguel, back over the wall you go!

disgusting

why do you suck cocks?

Holy shit where do you fucking retards get this information?

eat some carbs you beta cuck

nah boiler room is fun like you can just pretend you're there having a great time and dancing w/ all ur cool friends lol c:

Stop replying to this garbage thread you stupid faggots.

Breakfast of an average australian more like it you larping faggot

ITT: retards thinking fat is bad.
ITT: retards thinking carbohydrates are bad.

Go eat another poptart amerifat. Get those "carbs"

>tfw only eating highly nutritious, satisfying, and high satiety foods
>tfw intuitively nailing my macros from years of researching nutrition
>tfw years of IF and mental discipline so i can control my weight on any diet and eat as much or little as I feel like

Put that shit in a tortilla and it might actually look decent, and for the love of fuck stop saying cados immediately before I kill you over the internet.

Stop eating bacon

joe rogan podcast, kek

That's not halal.

looks like a sloppy pile of shit, user. i don't really give a fuck about presentation usually but man, that plate is embarrassingly small. at least get a larger square plate you nigger. to make matters worse, you're eating in bed. wow. some millionaire. nice. i am envious of you.

nobody cares

you cared enough to reply

the eggs man.

what the hell did you do to them?...

You're a fucking liar, user.

i'm not a spic but i love mexican food. salsa goes very well with CERTAIN breakfast combinations.

Frambled. Too energetic to just fry them, but to lazy to finish scrambling

Grilled chicken with lettuce salad and natural orange juice (home squeezed oranges juice)

That is my version of Paleo diet living in BR.

Here we eat avocado with sugar, god that thing is delicious.

>orange juice (home squeezed oranges juice)
>That is my version of Paleo diet living in BR.

Paleo..... Orange juice.....

'av a cado ya fakkan muppet

If the rules don't suit you, bend 'em

do you suck the thumb premeal or postmeal?

Why would i do that? I ain't a 5yo

>thin cut bacon
please.

also you're missing citrus and berries. other than that you nailed it

wow those eggs are cooked terribly
also is that just straight up avocado sliced?

pleb tier / 10

>t. brainwashed by usda

youtube.com/watch?v=tODaH_fGtMY

>being this stupid

Why do people who don't understand what they're talking about go on the internet and try to pretend like they do?

and taking a 9 year old child bride is very halal

Anyone could make that unless somehow they're too poor to afford avocados.

Why do you jizz on your breakfast?

Fucking gross

jesus christ you must be one fat fucker

>protein is just as much insulinogenic as carbs and sometimes even more
Maybe you're the braindead one.
Protein is nowhere near as insulinogenic as carbohydrates. Taking 30g of protein Vs 30g of carbs will not be similar, please stop being retarded.
You're mistaking the fact that it does raise insulin levels and can be converted into glucose, for being similar to carbohydrates.
You're a brainlet m8

i guess the other half lives like a faggot since you have a macbook pro and think youre rich for affording eggs bacon and avocado, three of the cheapest things at the grocery store lel

is that nic jaar tearing it up?

YUCK

How are you supposed to cook better eggs and bacon?
>I don't cook, confirmed

OP is a fasass on a keto diet.

That looks like a decent breakfast except he fucked up and overcooked the eggs.

Enjoy your clogged arteries.

They stole that song from new gym class heros

DINNER IS SERVED Veeky Forums

How much do you make dog walking? I see pet sitting rates are like $20+/day...

fucking pajeet