Just ate an entire one of these at once

Just ate an entire one of these at once.

It's been 30 minutes and my butthole already feels like it's gonna rupture

But was it worth it?

No. No it was not

What's inside one of this cans? Is it actual ham or spam?

I really don't know. It's a pink, slimy blob the same shape as the can. Every bite disgusted me

Budget spam. It's a gut bomb for pork faggots.

>Just ate an entire one of these at once.
>Every bite disgusted me

Why?

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OP here with an update, just filled the toilet with liquid shit. I think I had a solid spray for 30 full seconds. After that there was a few solid chunks. Pretty sure there will be a second impact soon

How can this be sold as food?

Why did I eat it?

But it's "premium", it says it right there

>be drunk as a skunk student just arrived in dorm
>grill slices of shitty offbrand spam in pan
>put slices on plate
>sling plate off table by accident
>start sorting out shards of ceramic and picking up slices with fork, full of dust particles that grind between my teeth
>later throw up in the sink

Livin the dream

>start sorting out shards of ceramic and picking up slices with fork, full of dust particles that grind between my teeth

This hits really close to home. I was in a bad way once and almost totally broke, I didn't have a filling meal for days. I spent the last 10 dollars I had on a bunch of spicy nuggets and fries from Wendy's. I just wanted it so fucking bad, I didn't care about the next day.

I accidentally knocked the bag over while sitting down and dumped all the nuggets and fries all over my carpet. Covered in cat hair. Spent 5 or 10 minutes trying to pick it all off. I think that was the most emotionally hurt I've been in years.

Take that as a lesson to clean your fuckin' carpet.

>carpet
Fucking disgusting. I bet you wear your shoes inside too, ugh.

Its like spam if you didn't grind all the pork in spam into one uniform texture and kept some real pieces of ham in it.

I think the variation in texture quality makes it more interesting.

>hahaha ruptured butthole xD!!!!!11!!

What is with this board's obsession with shit?

do americans really eat this?

the Danes sold this as a joke to Americans right?

in hawaii they eat spam-burgers instead of cheese-burgers, for real, they have like a slice of spam on top of the beef patty

>how can this be sold as food?
poor people
>why did I eat it?
see above.

>how can this be sold as food
You don't normally eat the entire can at once by yourself
Made this, thinly sliced fried spam is pretty much cheapo bacon

Yup.
We eat all the good pork ourselves.