Oh, I don't eat the crust xD

>Oh, I don't eat the crust xD

>Brother doesn't eat the crust, or about .5 - 1 inch of the pizza leading up to the crust.
>Gets offended when I eat the very generous amounts left over on his plate when he is finished

People described by these green letters and picture are seriously scum.

I didn't buy us a fucking pizza so you could waste half of your portion. The crust is the best part on a good pizza anyway, it's the climax, that's why it's at the end. If this wasn't the case the crust would be covered in sauce and cheese and toppings too.

what if I eat it first

>dude it's just food. Let me eat it how I want.
Why not just sip root beer through your urethra while you're at it?

I don't care as long as they're fucking eating it. It's such a stupid childish thing.

People who don't eat the crusts need to be burnt at the stake.

that brings a whole new meaning to the term "piss water"

What about people who don't eat the crust of toast or sandwiches?

Perfectly acceptable, its the worst part of the bread.

>The crust is the best part on a good pizza anyway, it's the climax

No it's not you sound like a fucking cheapass trying to trick their kids

>If this wasn't the case the crust would be covered in sauce and cheese and toppings too.

It's so you can hold it and you fucking know it you liar
I'll tell you what why don't we split the cost of a pizza and you can eat the best part, the crust and I'll eat the rest?

Equally retarded. There is literally no flavor difference in the crust if it's shitty super market white bread, and if you do that with actually good bakery bread then you are a huge faggot with no taste.

If you've never had pizza with good crust I'm deeply sorry for you. Even major pizza chains have good crust.

I can only imagine that people who think like you must have been incredibly picky eaters as children and never grew out of this habit for whatever reason.

I only eat the crust if it's soft. Crunchy crust is disgusting.

>Gets offended when I eat the very generous amounts left over on his plate when he is finished

because that's fucking gross you pig

Lol, no they don't
>eating the crust from chain pizza
>eating any part of chain pizza
K Y S
Y
S

>leaves piles of wasted food on their plate
>calls someone else the gross pig
kys

All you idiots on so much of this board are so black and white about everything, like there's no possible chance to meet somewhere in the middle depending on the circumstances.

>eat it all if someone else paid for it
>I don't eat crust if I bought it myself because it's an easy way to cut carbs and calories while still enjoying pizza

All the rest is bullshit. If that's not how you wanna do it, then don't, but why bitch at people who do? Your retarded urge to try and be right all the time, even on subjective topics, is why you autists don't have social lives. Nobody likes that shit.

It's the worst part of your fucking 50 cent white bread. It's the best part of decent bread.

>all you idiots on this board
>black and white
I stopped reading after that inconsistency.

>wants to cut carbs
>decides to eat pizza
Top rofl desu family

Then you're fucking retarded. I didn't say everybody was an idiot, it's a common way to refer to a group.

Lol! So you're saying you should never, EVER allow for indulgences? Your argument isn't nearly as masterful as you want to think it is.

you're just trying to justify food waste

>an easy way to cut carbs and calories while still enjoying pizza

more like a phony way of enjoying pizza... you're the type of guy who wants to have his cake and eat it too. you want to say that things are subjective but that you ultimately hold the true opinion.

by the way, if you're trying to cut carbs and calories for whatever reason, perhaps you should pick foods other than pizza, notorious carb and calorie bomb.

This.
I bless God every day for letting me be born to hippies in the Bay Area.

>first chain pizza at age 12
Yuck

See? More absolutism. I absolutely eat healthy 95% of the time. That doesn't mean I'll always deprive myself of foods I enjoy that are typically less healthy. Also, you're incorrect in stating that I think my opinion is truth, but rather I'm happy leaving it up to subjectivity. Are you sure you read my post and aren't just cherrypicking the points you think you can argue?

Food waste is the only really legitimate argument anybody has brought up, but again it's a matter of balance. I do far more with donations and volunteering my time at the local food bank to solve that kind of issue than I do throwing out a little pizza crust once a month.

>he's so fucking fat he can't even conceive of the idea of not eating everything in sight

>I-I can habitually waste food, it's okay you guys.
>I don't think that I'm right, but I still want to argue.
>Look you guys, I'm actually a good person, see? I ladle soup into bowls for the homeless.

You have no principles.

>Not portioning your food and eating 1-2 full slices instead of the full pizza

If some faggot eats 4 fucking slices of pizza because he refuses to eat the crust when everyone else is eating 2 or 3 with the crust he's being an asshole.

Does anyone else eat the crust if they don't? I do this with my family and friends, people who are close enough that it won't bother them. But seriously though, unless it's a seriously disgusting crust it's a good bite.

>i'm a fat fuck who cannot conceive of not eating things

It's literally astounding how blind you are to your own ignorance. I'm out, I have better things to do than punish myself arguing with stupid.

buttblasted picky eater detected.

assblasted fat fuck who eats the garbage part of food shibbolethed

I called you out on the moral and logical inconsistencies of what you were saying and now you leave the thread. How disappointing.

P.S. calling people stupid is not an argument, though maybe you should have just said "people who eat crust r dumb!" rather than trying to talk about subjectivity and your moral compass when these topics seem pretty fuzzy to you.

Stay angry user, it doesn't stop you from being a wasteful fuck.

stay obese

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>trying to spoiler on Veeky Forums
Go back to your shitty home board faggot.

>only fat people eat pizza crusts

that's a silly thing to say user

Actually you made a bunch of shit up because you got this buttblasted over pizza crust, haha. But go on about your day feeling satisfied if that's a success in your pathetic life. :)

why wouldn't you take your pizza crusts outside and give them to a homeless guy? I don't understand

>I absolutely eat healthy 95% of the time.
>I do far more with donations and volunteering my time at the local food bank to solve that kind of issue than I do throwing out a little pizza crust once a month.

Nobody fucking believes you, you pseudointellectual cunt, just admit you're immature and picky.

>he's buttblasted
>haha
>you're pathetic!
>:)

Holy shit, that's quite an argument you've got there.

How about you go about your day thinking you're right about things even though you can't even properly defend yourself. Ignorance is bliss, as they say.

Don't you know it.

No one eats pizza crusts except for moralfags and fatasses

This.
There are so many options for stuffed crust from pizza chains that really improve the overall pizza.

I give my pizza crusts to my Great Danes

>pizza with crust
there's your problem

I keep a small dab of thousand islands around to dab my crusts into.

guys what about

what about people that put ranch

I used to leave my crust, then a friend showed me how he leaves about a half inch of toppings to eat with the crust

Oh well, pizza isnt for everyone. I like the crust as a snack and palete cleanser.

>A thread dedicated to arguing about pizza crusts

Never change, Veeky Forums

So near the end?

>tfw you realize there are LIVING PEOPLE who dip their crust in their drink

>pizza arguments: the board

>Lol!

>dip their crust in their drink
WAT

I don't eat pizza crusts at pizza buffets.