Is it safe to eat garden slugs?

Is it safe to eat garden slugs?

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No. Brain eating parasites.

slugs eat literal shit and store it in their body. snails are safer

When my mom was a teenager she made money by picking snails and selling them to French restaurants.

in my country, that's what you say to your kid if you were a prostitute

t. french guy

Why would you want to eat a slug? I imagine it would be relentlessly chewy and it would secrete nasty slime.

Even if you are starving, there are better options than slugs.

would they do any damage if you put them up your ass? serious question

No, they are riddled with parasites and slimy. Getting a colony of snails and getting them ready for eating is very easy.

a quick google search shows they can be made safe:

catch them and let them eat healthily in captivity for a week
drown them
remove guts
enjoy your slugs

Fuck that's my worst nightmare. I get goosebumps only thinking about putting that thing in my mouth

But it's the same as liquorice...

slugs are delicious. much much tastier than snails.

No. Slugs are toxic and secrete an adhesive when agitated. The adhesive is designed to keep a predator's mouth closed .

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Snails aren't slugs

they just divide in your stomach, they they get hungry. ohh the manatee.

They go well with pond scum in a salad.

Better question is if I dipped a slug in sugar and malic acid would it taste like a sour gummy?

literally fuck off with this meme

yes

I had heard someone got a fatal brain infection from eating a garden slug

knowing this I had my friend eat one once, he buttered some bread and made a sandwich out of it

the slug fought back, resulting in the most projectile vomiting I have ever witnessed. I didn't know the human body had this much fluid to give up

did he attempt to eat that shit raw and alive? what the fuck man