Post your local restaurant disasters

>"A pork dish served with sweet chilli sauce and peanuts"

This cost someone $7

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is this British cuisine? I swear everything looked like that when I went there

is that fucking chocolate

Halloumi, watermelon, sweet chilli cream

>"This was supposed to be a prawn dish"

>"I had the XXL burger which was fairly tasty mainly due to all the sauce and gherkins"

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>"went on Friday with work lads got the 1.5kg steak with peppercorn sauce. steak was average and undercooked maybe because of size but tasty. sauce was ok nothing special. toilets were a bit knackered one flannel to wipe your hands on. no toilet flushed, staff were ok maybe got it on a bad day 6/10"

You guessed it. All restaurants from the same town.

I'm all out.

Please feel free to try and top these.

>touching food with your phone

this is the true horror.

literally all of these look good. they might taste bad, but all of these pics are appetizing.

>literally all of these look good. they might taste bad, but all of these pics are appetizing.

Your standards are low as fuck

Wow get help immediately

this made me laugh so hard

>serving food on a plank of wood

REEEEEEEEEEE

How about this for a serving method?

Another user here, I agree with him. All of these look perfectly edible. I don't eat with my eyes and I don't feel a need to drool and sweat when I see a dish I'm about to eat. For me it's all about taste and smell. Obviously I wouldn't eat anything that looks like literal shit, but honestly, all of these are fine.

These. Most of it looks good, especially the OP's pic. I have no idea what most people here are talking about. Are you plating nazis?

I'm suspecting that many of these pics are from the UK. I know that 'look'...

You're correct. This looks like typical "gastropub" food, i.e. bland shit. In Britain you really have to dig for the good stuff. Sometimes you might have to suppress your inner /pol/ and go to a place run by foreigners.

that's pretty good
>can pull meat with only one hand easily
>fries under it in case juices drop.
Pretty clever desu

I wouldn't use the word "cuisine" for this crap.

We do have some great food, but absolutely none of it's from these places.

Definitely 100%. I can almost smell the Wetherspoon's in some of these.

You're looking at literally frozen oven/microwave tier food for nearly a tenner. I've had that. Trust me, you don't want that.

Especially this monstrosity -
It's basically a fucking trencher! I can just picture the fuckwits at

Gumbo, red beans and rice, spicy penne Alfredo, hush puppies, dirty rice, salad

$0.00 at my local bar with an optional donation for Louisiana flood relief

Neighborhood donut shop

Schnitzel and smoked bratwurst with red cabbage, sauerkraut, and German potato salad

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How do you cook wn egg like that?

To me, that's totally fine - it's unpretentious street food

Warm spinach salad with gorgonzola, bacon and pickled onions

>chips with curry
Philistines

tiddies

In fairness, that's probably been served at the request of some British twat, who pretends to like "foreign" food, but you know, at a distance

Despite the aesthetics, I kinda like the idea. That juicy kebab juice will actually crisp up those chips if served piping hot, and imbibe them with godly kebab goodness

I agree. I would eat everything here.

Bun thicht

>not serving your food on a skateboard

Quiche

You're just fucking trolling now

Monte Cristo sandwich

?

What's disastrous about these?

This

Oops, I didn't read the "disaster" part in the OP

My bad. Carry on.

Gotta say though, that Monte Christo doesn't look right

* Cristo

Those poor egg yolks

The keks are glorious!

that looks really good tho

Sounds like it would be alright without the orange.

wtf

This made me actually gag

>watermelon
>burnt
whyy

looks like my cat's vomit

looks pretty good

xtreme

pan, heat, butter or oil....

yeah but look at the skin on the arms. easily 65-80 yrs old. nasty, man. pay attention.

looks very Lego

From Salem NH, I bring you: NH Beach Pizza.

THIS IS THEIR STANDARD!
Gaze upon my offering and despair.

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That literally looks like the french bread you can buy at Walmart

Mould spores

Ah, yes. Mushrooms on bread... a delicacy in ancient Rome...

worst rated local pizza

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"Beef stew?" from shitty chinese place

dat some 'ork 'za?

mac and cheeseburger

$5 dollars

it is the best thing in the world when you're hammered at 2am

I pity the real people in my college town who are poor enough to buy it for an actual meal

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some shit in a potato

this looks pretty good

At first glance it looks like some mutated version of kabab. What all is stuffed in that piece?

There is a place around here that also sells $5 pies. I bought it once, it was disgusting. I couldn't even eat once slice, it was also salty as fuck.

"Shrimp enchiladas, green sauce"

That takes the cake. That's an A+ disaster.

"Talappia and brocholli"

Brewers Fayre. The shitiest of shit tier shit.

"QUESO FUNDIDO MUY BIEN, AMIGOS!!!"

No one eating at a cheap American Mexican restaurant deserves the right to complain about anything.

You eat your goddamn beans and cheese and shut the fuck up, you knew what you were getting into.

Holy shit what

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"french dip"

Wow breaking news, melted cheese separates from bread quite easily.

this looks delicious

I wonder what the name would be on the chocolate rounds...

Standard American Mexican fare, would devour.

being a busboy at that restaurant must suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Thats just a bifana with shit bread, onion rings and god knows what sauce. I hope that was cheap at least.

this.

thats like rubbing your steak around your toilet bowl

what in the fuck

Th-they do know that skateboards are treated with a resin on the outside to make them sturdier, right?