>be me
>be 11 years old
>"Dad, how does the stock market work?"
>"No one knows, Son."
>dad is a fucking CPA.
Why? I'm 29 now. It's not that complicated.
Be me
Luke Allen
Alexander Foster
he didn't give a fuck about explaining that shit to a retarded 11 yr old
Nicholas Russell
This, he didn’t have 4 hours to spare.
Also he’s right you know. Stay away, goy
Ayden Torres
prove you're 29 by showing us your watch
Austin Jackson
fuck I miss those types of watches you could get out of the book mobile type thing that leeched money from grade school parents back in the 90s
Aaron Davis
"it's easy son"
"buy the f*cking dip and hodl" :)
but srs. if anyone actually wants tips for the stockmarket I can help. I have alot of experience and have done seminars etc.
David Rogers
This you dumb fuck.
Christian Turner
You know shit about the stock market still, young autist.
Justin Lee
Also, look into air fryers. Easy way to cook chicken tendies, and quicker than oven.
Nicholas Baker
Do you run a fund, do you outperform the market, for long have you been doing this? What's your return yoy?
Nobody is interested in some seminarcuck user.