Welcome to Generic Pizza™ user!

Welcome to Generic Pizza™ user!
What would you like on your pizza?
Yes, we have all toppings.
-Except pineapple.

Pineapple. I want my pizza to be like a cake.

bacon and mushrooms

Hi! Can I please get a hawaiian pizza, thanks!

Nice, now just prohibit blacks from eating here, and you'll have a classy joint.

I want mini bagels and burghers on top, everyone a different flavour

i brought my own canned pinapple. can you put it on top of a ham and extra cheese pizza please?

>Taps the "No additions" sign

How much for a handie from that tomato-kin?

Mushroom, chicken, ziti, eggplant, feta, mozzarella, bacon, broccoli, and spinach please.

Tomato sauce, cheese, salami (mild) anchovies, that sorta stuff.

Or if im in japan potato corn and mayo with bonito flakes pls

Chicken bacon onions mushrooms
white sauce extra cheese feta

italian sausage, bell pepper medley, onions (preferably white but red will do just fine)

>-Except pineapple.

*gets up and goes to Domino's instead*

I'll walk out of the restaurant. I don't want to support a pizza establishment that does not serve pineapple on any of their pizzas. In fact, I would like to see them go out of business as soon as possible.

>I'll walk out of the restaurant

while the employees laugh at you as another customer takes your empty seat

What about mango? You have mango?

How pathetic do you have to be to use a trip cracking program so you can be "recognizable"

Is this a new meme?

No now go back to bed

Pepperoni and green peppers mushrooms olives please

>i'll have pepperoni, paprika and salami
>this triggers people

Mozzarella
Ham
Pineapple

Mozzarella
Half cherry tomatoes
Oregano

-after cooking-

Parma ham
Rocket
Parmigiano Reggiano pieces
Basil olive oil

>no chives

not a splendid pie at all

>Except pineapple.
I'll be leaving.

Vegetarian with ham,


Please.

>-Except pineapple.
Pass.

I'll take ricotta, basil, fresh tomatoes and bacon. I would also like a comment card so I can request that you start carrying pineapple.

Are you guys black? What's with black people and pineapple on pizza?

>it's only possible to either have pineapple on every pizza you eat or no pineapple on every pizza you eat

Hey guys, here's a thought, what if there are some pizzas where pineapple works (like hawaiians) and some pizzas where pineapple doesn't work?

Are you kidding me? Hawaiian pizza was invented by a Greek Canadian and eaten by mostly whites.

spaghetti and sausage please