>"i'm gonna do the [menu item]"
"i'm gonna do the [menu item]"
>lets go with the uhhh [menu item]
I hate people, too.
>is the [menu item] gluten free?
>Let me get a [menu item], hold the [ingredient]...can I get that with [ingredient]? I'd also like [menu item] and a [menu item] to go with that. That's all. Wait. Can I also get a [menu item] to go? Thanks, doll.
could this be the birth of an epic new maymay?
>people replied to my shitposting
>Mom!!!! i i think i just memed!!!!
That's great honey, did you remember to take your Zoloft this morning? We're going to your aunt's at 3pm today, PLEASE try to shower while I"m at work today and I left clean clothes on your dresser. Please honey, try to look presentable.
We'll I'm sorry, but you are 29 and living under my roof and you have to put some effort. I know I know, well at least you have your maymay or moomoo or whatever, right? Don't worry, things will get better. I love you.
>can i substitute...
Nope. Also, waitstaff general.
In your pants? AGAIN? Wait until your father hears this. That's it ! It is diapers for you. Say goodbye to your good boy points.