Throwing out the forks

Veeky Forums I'm thinking about transitioning to nothing but chopsticks as my daily eating utensils. Any buy tips?

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Yeah. Don't.

Buy Chorks. Brand new meme

they're nice supplemental utensils, but I would never use them as my only utensils.

You'll be laughed out of any non-asian establishment you eat at, even your own home.

How do you eat steak
How do you eat mashed potato
How do you eat a lasagne
How do you eat a casserole
How do you enjoy life.

that's kind of weird OP. Even as a chink i still have like five forks.

Well arnt you edgy.

Don't buy metal ones. Too much chance of chipping enamel.
Do buy melamine vs wood, so that you can sterilize them in the dishwasher without much effort. I guess if your cutlery rack has holes that aren't too big. The melamine look like faux ivory, faux jade. Wooden might not be properly painted or stained, and could cause some health concerns (not like they give a shit about that in China).

You can't just use chopsticks, unless you chop your food like a little baby/old toothless old person. Because if you don't do that, you will not be complying with manners befitting a civilized human. A bowl held up to my chin, so you can shovel-scoop rice, oatmeal or other things right into my mouth. Disgusting. And, for bites larger than one mouthful, you'll be holding the uneaten food on the chopsticks, or else overstuffing your mouth, which is also disgusting and poor manners.

>How do you eat steak
Scissors.
>How do you eat mashed potato
>he eats mashed potatoes with fork instead of spoon
Fuck is wrong with you?
>How do you eat a lasagna
Sectioning soft food with chopsticks isn't too difficult or you could just use spoon.
>How do you eat a casserole
>How do you enjoy life.
These two statements are mutually exclusive.
But given that casseroles are even more clumpy than East Asian rice, it's simple with chopsticks.