Hey Veeky Forums, I was wondering if this could work:

Hey Veeky Forums, I was wondering if this could work:
>get heroin from local nigglette
>arrange a date with some slut(or girlfriend, it's the same thing)
>inject heroin DIRECTLY into my ballsack
>neutralize the effects for me somehow beforehand
>make girl suck my thingaling
>don't tell her about the heroin
>she gets mindblown when I get dickblown
>starts being dependent on my dick
>keep filling up my balls with heroin without telling anyone
>she starts being desperate to suck my dick and lets me fuck her however I want
>word gets around
>start my own harem, an occult club like Manson but without the prison
>convince them I am Jesus
>seclude them and use them both as slaves and fuck-puppets
>if they talk shit make them kill themselves

It's the perfect plan. Almost too perfect. That's why I'm asking you if it can be done.

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the math checks out, trust me, i'm a PhD

This will certainly work. Trust me, i am a double phd.

[math]sheeeeeeeeit[/math]

taking this to /r/. this would make a great hentai

because having squelettal women with no teeth destroying your door to suck your cock while you just want to chill surely will make life good.

This would work if you balls dont explode

>mindblown when I get dickblown

kek'd

whats the most effective drug. with the least physical effect ?

nicotine.

this could work if you had a tube inserted inside your penis that would dispense once you cum. and you just hide the container behind your balls ?

a third ball inside your ball sack with a little opening maybe to refill ?

more like your balls will rot off because of impure heroin bought from niggers

some user posted something similar with nicotine.
he would basically apply a nicotine patch to the girl while she slept after sex, that way she would start to get withdrawal symptoms if she didnt sleep with him.
only problem is that you would need to apply and get rid of the patch without her noticing, although if there is a nicotine lotion it would be easier. plus the victim cant be a smoker or it would not work.

Ethanol

just take a small silicone ball with empty space inside to store the heroine?

>so bad at getting girls you have to force an addiction upon them to like you
wew

>not doing it for insurance
it's like you want to be cucked

not taking control of your bitch
It's like we're in 2016

How?

would this work tho ? willing to test this for the greater good.

Does heroin work orally? Why wouldnt people just use it like that.

If I recall correctly, it does work. But when injected it has around 3 times the potency.

You don't just get someone addicted.
Hospital patients aren't suddenly all morphine addicts when they're released.
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there we go. we found the problem for the heroin in the balls problem. now go forth user. do it for science !

how you go that mang

>highschoolers can't even typeset latex

why do i come here

Once upon a time there was an OP who didn't know about the Veeky Forums database.

God damnit. Sometimes I feel like a retard on this board when high level math discussions are going on, but this is just fucking ridiculous.

First of all, if you inject heroin directly into your ballsack, it's going to diffuse (i.e. reach your systemic circulation) pretty fast, so you better do it as close (temporally) to ejaculation as you can.

However, even if you manage to ejaculate moments after injecting your balls with heroin, the heroin has to travel through your target's gastrointestinal system before being absorbed into "her" (probably his) blood circulation, where most of it will be rendered inert. Have you ever heard of heroin addicts eating heroin instead of shooting or smoking it? No? Probably because it's fucking retarded.

Forget about encapsulating it in silicone or whatever the fuck, it falls in under my previous point.

You will need to give your subjects several doses of heroin in order to even make them slightly dependent, but you will become dependent before your victims.

I'd claim injecting your balls with sugar water is a better idea, but that's still retarded.