Food porn

that would be delicious with the first lot of stuff, ok with two and the mashed chips just completely ruins it.

Jap magic

Basically this

I came buckets

I don't like videos like this because they're commercials; commercials are designed to look as appealing as possible regardless of whether or not it's possible to achieve such a visual state and simultaneously be edible.
Also strongly dislike food being prepared solely for visuals.

what to do to beef will not shrink during cooking? When i cook my beef meat goes smaller and smaller from eg. 10 cm to 5 cm :/

>food porn

my Italian friend would kill whoever came up with this disgusting monstrosity if he ever came across him.

Damn you Americans really manage to ruin the flavours of these good products with overindulgence and gluttony.

It's an Italian chef genius.

>What kinda sub you want?
>Just fuck my shit up

How do you deduce that? In any case, he still needs to be culled, though.

The ingredients listed.
Nobody calls provolone provoke in America. Also nobody calls fucking Kraft singles sottiletta.

Except some muh heritage faggot. Do you really think an italian would use processed american cheese?

Yes. Otherwise it wouldn't be sent to Italy. You're really reaching.

>italian subtitles
Something tells me that Americans don't need those

>Processed cheeses are sold in Italy
>"Do you really think that Italians would use processed cheese?"
You don't grasp the whole capitalism thing, do you?

>He will not be able to see very well, Cotton!

If you could see over the cotton it wouldn't be very high, would it?

I feel like the first set of ingredients were good enough. This should be three seperate sandwhiches, not one big one.
And i'm a fatty fat.

>That's the joke... Twice...

A few people will REEEE at 45 because they haven't accepted Medium as their lord and saviour, but this is good

I've made it before. One sandwich split between 4 people. It was really good. With just the porchetta and cooked ham it probably would have been really boring. I'm not really sure how the other portions would have been on their own, however.

he literally name some his videos food porn so i guess they are

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That's a fish.

and?

>Corn randomly charred
>Whole rosemary
>Whole fish
Just unappetizing

I just thought I'd let everyone know

okay

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it's similar to grilled fish in my region so i think it looks good

jesus christ I'm getting arterial plaque just from watching this

It's because of the fat content, just make the patties bigger instead of reducing the fat. Fat is good.

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Idk why he put thai chili sauce on it, didn't mix well with the forest burger theme. I would have done some sort of forest berry/rosemary jam maybe.

posting webms with titles like this shows you aren't any better than jack

delet this

>its fuckign jack

god dammit

It wasn't until I watched old episodes of good eats that I learned America was scared shitless of egg salmonela. Soft poached eggs are definitely a thing in Australia also raw egg in cabonara & Caesar

Why is shart in mart 'food' so shit?

insides looks pretty good, however, the bun looks kinda dry imo.

The fuckin egg whites aren't fully cooked! FUCK YOU JACK.

I can't believe that fat fuck can actually eat snotty textured, half-raw egg whites and go, "mmm so delicious, I'm just as talented as Ramsey or Flay or Guarnaschelli."

Jack posting is pure evil.

>those uncooked jelly eggs.

I cant imagine what this would taste like. Probably something really really tangy and salty but not at all savory,

Smoked duck breast

So many cucks in here triggered by one Jack webm.
I love it.

whole fish is great. corn roasted is good too

I miss when Veeky Forums had Joey threads.

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>first couple bits
God that looks amazing mmm-
>adds fries mixed with cheese
Fucking ruined.

>place on burner grate unevenly
>handle weight torques pan around
but mainly

I am a disgusting glutton, and even I find that excessive.

Is that Italian or Italian-American? Or non-traditional from Italian inputs?

egg in carbonara is not raw, you take it out of the pan hot and immediately add egg and parmesan. if you cook it wrong it's raw yeah.

Babby's first fish

>one
there's two retard

You posted the wrong version

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Hey guys, I made my first Ja/ck/ webm; let me know what ya think!

Bretty gud, lad

It's broken

This guy needs to be shot

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Damnit, I had to use VLC to strip the audio and for some reason can only get it to play in Chrome

Just use ffmpeg and don't include an audio stream

I wonder if it has a C# wrapper

What the fuck is up with America's fixation on butter? Like I get that it might help with the texture a little bit it they just fucking dump it on no problem. Why not use olive oil or some shit instead of literal fat? God damn.

>Why not use olive oil or some shit instead of literal fat
>Olive oil
>Not being literal fat

What did he mean by this, it really made me think

Ok I'll give you that, but I'm talking about proportions here. People mostly drizzle the olive oil but Amerifats pile on butter to no end and ruin the fucking dish.

What a shitty looking steak

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I imagine this is what it looks like after Ja/ck/ has busted his load in Tammy but still keeps pumping

>putting it in the oil when it isn't even hot

every time

>muh culture tho
Tell that greasy wop that we're shitting on his countries shitty recipes and we'll keep doing it because he can't stop us lmao

Would.

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What the fuck is up with third world shitposter's fixation on America? Like I get that sometimes the combined stress of an increasingly orwellian government and an invasion of muslims raping your children could make you angry, but they just shit post constantly. Why not just shitpost a little? God damn.

I mean if you want to talk stereotypes its the french that use butter more than others

>What the fuck is up with third world shitposter's fixation on America?
Jealousy.

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>food porn
>some asshole obliterating his fries

What a fucking mongtard.

Will jack change after he looses a finger?

I
Fucking
Don't
That sad sack of shit is hideous and sexually horrifying. With Jack it's just mildly disturbing but hilariously stupid.

I find him really sexually appealing, I love a man who can eat and isn't ashamed of it.
He seems like he'd be a fun father to our kids too.

I bet you do

Already married + he's bald.
Eww.

spot on

>What the fuck is up with third world shitposter's fixation on America?

It's like a beautiful train crash of several rail cars of boiling oil hitting a maternity ward at 100mph.

are you trying to ruse me?