COIN FUD

I went to the crypto meetup group in shanghai, I wanted to catch a glipse of sunny, but I wasn't hopeful as he hadn't been seen at the meetup in years. There was some drama over at the drinks table, a huge fat guy in a Walton t-shirt was yelling at some chinese guy minding his own business with a VEN t-shirt, shouting 'B2B no RFID you suckie me' getting racist and rubbing his nipples a bit. It was getting weird until the security came over and things escalated when he pushed one of them over. All of a sudden, the lights went off, I turned to the guy beside me, who was a vetrean of these meetups and used to frequent them with sunny lu. He looked at me, put down his drink and said 'oh boy, you're in for a treat'.

There was a figure in the corner that was illuminated temporarily by a flash from one of the WTC shirted guys phone, 'hurr durr oh look i-' in a second the light was out, sunny had used a special in development vechain ion transmitter to disable his phone. The fat walton man had cornered the poor guy in by this point, he turned and realised who was in the room and began to run for the door. As he did, he was lifted into the air like a rabbit in a snare, yelling.

Sunny was illuminated by a glowing orb he held in his hands, which I later found out was a Thrudheim Masternode. He slapped a RFID tag on the man's large rump and he flew straight out the window on his snare yelling something that sounded like 'shady sunny desu'. Sunny then turned to the crowd, in a cool voice he said, 'another product successfully delivered with Vechain' to a raucous applause. The lights flickered and came back on, and when they did, he was gone.

Nano: proof-of-stake garbage

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>it's fucked

Eth
Ico scam crackdown, useless tokens that won't impact what they claim to do

ICX
I haven't read the whitepaper
At a loss since buy in
Asians not interested
No communication from team

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ETH
fucking kitties killed the network. Fees were +$5 during the bull run. DAPPs will find a more efficient network.

>Also SEC has just sent +100 subpoenas to ICO scammers.
Source?

Nano

The kernels corrupt

ETH will be receiving massive updates later this year

coindesk.com/sec-ico-probe-underway-stories-conflict-extent-sweep/
> Several lawyers interviewed by CoinDesk this week said the subpoenas and RFIs started last fall and estimated that there have been perhaps 80 in total.

this is a FUD thread so I was generous, but expect the crackdown to continue.

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at least one serious security vulnerability will be found and exploited in all these layers of complexity they are trying to implement. $10 by EOY.

Could happen to any coin.

kek, money skelly can't keep up user. ETC might prosper from that flaw

DASH, ZCASH

will be obliterated by the sleeping giant, monero

etth,

eth internal code has hack, all ico funds contributed in eth go to vitalik account once vitalik and puutin decides to do it. so all alt coins dead with no funds

ethereum is a special case, it tries to do many things, like a car that can into an airplane or a submarine, it sucks at every role

>monero
>sleeping giant
Please, more like the ravishing beast

braaaappp

nano lol

Walton, their github is as barren as an orchard in the winter.

That is a very nice vagina

Imagine if I had her in my dungeon and her main source of protein was a semen enema administered by me

Bitcoin Cash

Fake Satoshi goes to jail because of the $10 billion lawsuit filed for scamming the father of his dead partner. His association with Bitcoin Cash makes everyone even normies see it as another one of his scams.

cant to busy sniffin dat ars

ded

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NEO
The Jews have given it the rating "A" to dump it on silly goyim. It's just a chinese knockoff of Ethereum.