Wow user! This is definitely going to win an award. What's in this chili?

>BRRRRAAAAP

coffee rubbed freezer aged brisket

liver...

;)

Male tears

brown sugar and lime juice bb ;-)

came here to post this

why, my peenus weanus of course :)

hahah!

it's my weeeeeenus peanus! :) hahah

ITT: the ingredient for the chili. my answer is, of course, my peanus weanus :D

hahaha

Could I put my cum in a dish at a contest like this?

lol to all the fags who say

LOL YOU WILL GET KICKED OUT OF CHILI COOKOFFS IF YOU PUT BEANS IN THEM ITS A FUCKIN DISGRACE

no it's not. it make it not a sauce.

Come to Houston and make one with beans. You'll leave in a wheelchair

no, I wouldn't, and you know I wouldn't. shut the fuck up.

>muh traditional cuisine

You could no one would know unless a massive whore or gay dude is a judge.

Chili is meat soup without beans.

>People from Texas will permanently cripple someone just because they want beans in their chili

fuck texas

i fucking hate this board

Yeah it's not great but the same can be said for all boards. Veeky Forums was never good.

>you should open a restaurant!

The fact that Texans think this makes them sound bad-ass is hilarious.

I'm from Houston, and you're a faggot.

Can't believe Ameriblubbers literally have chilli competitions, it's such a basic tier food that most normal people use just to clean out the shelves

underrated

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what if im in a wheelchair upon entry

your gf will leave in a wheelchair

what if tfw no gf

lol what are you, a fucking virgin?

;_;

Typical Texas queer being an internet tough guy. Fucking fags want to be constipated all the time with no fiber to clean them out between butt fucks.

Jokes on you! I'm already disabled! (^:

Whats in the chili?

Maybe if it was a brownie contest.

>ctrl+f
>molasses
You people disappoint me.

literally just beans and tomatoes.

Red pants are tacky, love

Garbanzo beans are my secret

Epic meme I browse /K/ too!