I really hate that when you go in Taco Bell that they ask for your name and then yell it out when your food is ready. So I've gotten to where I give them a fake name every time. It's slowly becoming a hobby of mine I've gone there just to do it. Sometimes multiple times a day to they same cashier. I think one of them might be on to me though. But good luck figuring out my real name. It's a really fun pastime that I enjoy.
Anyone else do things like that?
I also like to ask for the cheesy double beef burrito every time I go, even though I'm well aware that they no longer serve it.
I don't do it as a hobby or anything, but I always give a fake name to these places because mine is hard to pronounce. Most of my family members do the same.
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Camden Jones
I do too, but I always just give the first syllable since it sounds reasonable enough. Picked it up from my dad as a kid without thinking about it t. scotsman
Charles Sanders
My name is simple but for some reason they fuck it up.
>>And your name sir? >Tristan >>Turisken? >Tristan >>Thristun? >TRIS-TAN >>Crystal? >god, alright, yes >wait 5 mins >>Christopher! >>Christopheerrrrr! >>Hey you! Yes you Christopher, your order is ready!
David Smith
Tristan is a kinda faggoty name to be fair - like Cody or Blair.
Dylan Ramirez
>be 15 >groping and grinding on a pretty girl behind a movie theater at the mall >we don't go all the way, but it was nice >we go in to Starbucks >coffee waiter asks me my name >>I'm feeling pretty good about myself >"the names Bond. James Bond." >GIRL laughs >coffee waiter says "yeah, I remember when I was a kid making up fake names to impress girls" >I laugh it off nervously, and lose a bit of confidence >get my cup >it reads Jimmy Bond >that fuckin cock blocking tripfag hating coffee enthusiast >play it cool >too cup at him as I walk out the door
Who was in the wrong here?
Nathaniel Harris
Nobody was
Nathan Nguyen
I like this story. Always go for Jimmy Rustles.
John Thomas
Alright, Bruce.
Camden Clark
I'm a brown guy so when I go to starbucks I tell them my name's Mohammed just because it's long and stupid.
If they ask me to spell it I do it wrong too. M-O-H-H-O-M-I-D
