>yfw stock market collapses while crypto is gearing up for a bull run >yfw panicked investors flee the stock market and gamble their life savings on alts >yfw autistic NEETs on a Pakistani Software Forum become literal multi-millionaires overnight >yfw autistic NEETs cash out cryptos and buy up cheap stocks >yfw world economy is now run by us >crypto goes down in the history books as the biggest scam of all time >500 years from now people rediscover the wonders of blockchain technology, realize we ruined it >students in classrooms all around the world are studying our memes and posts and wondering what the fuck our problem was