US MARKETS CRASHING

I dont even know how to find out this information. I only know crypto.

Magic-man called it

hipefully crypto follows the stock market and crash too!

i need some cheap btc

dumb ass boomers and their low risk investments.

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Wait, everyone said he was a fraud...

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Gonna give this fellow a follow

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Yes, it will now continue going up in a straight line again. No crash, stay calm.

>students in classrooms all around the world are studying our memes and posts and wondering what the fuck our problem was
I unironically think about this all the time. There'll be a day where my grandson will say "Thanks just sold 100K" as some ancient wisdom.

>down less than 2%

Fuck sake, so stupid you are. Literal retard

IN LESS THAN AN HOUR

FUCK OFF SHILL

He is a fraud in a sense that he is terrible at calling the exact time and price for the prediction.

Me too, man. I'm sure it sounds preposterous to most people but digital history is going to emerge as a really significant area of study some day.

I wonder if our grandchildren will have access to all of our old passwords and NSA records and everything.

This ain't a real market like crypto you retard, it's boomer shitpapers where the market being down 2% means financial ragnarok

You do realize stock market DIRECTLY affects crypto, right? How do you think crash to $6K happened? Did it just "popped"? LOL

Dont worry guys fed reserve will just print another batch of ....., oh this seems familiar

Does anyone have any boomer pink Wojak or JUST edits?

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Stock market starting going down after Bitcoin bubble popped, if they are related Crypto caused DJI crash. Learn to relate at least faggot.

What coin is this?

>tfw I bought US Steel at $20 last year
No complaints here famioli

Are ya winning dad?

nice gif sauce what is it i mean i already know but i wanna see if you do you gay brainlet

NOT GONNA DROP ANYMORE

GET IN AGAIN NOW

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of course they blame Trump.

The MSM is cancer.

>knowing Ranma means you aren't a brainlet

youtube.com/watch?v=iO3HI0ItUWs

>500 years from now
>people
You're homo retardus, aren't you?

Take Trumps dick out of your mouth the market is reacting to the tariff news that Trump imposed.

kek

For those of us who were trading 2006-2011, down 500 is just another day.

you fucking retard, it's obviously because steel prices will be increasing 25% inorganically you fucking mong go back to /r/the donald

PINK WOJAK

yes that is the correct answer user.

babbys first volatility

down 1.5% lel

type reddit.com in your address bar and never return

And crypto up today hmmm

gayers and fatters are moving from stocks to crypto

Seems to be accurate. I feel I made the right choice getting out of stocks altogether last year.
imokaywiththis.jpg

Buy REITS go go go

Fake and gay

lol this is like not blaming WTC for the coin falling after the tweet.

even /pol/ is turning on trump.

Imagine dropping 0.69% and losing your god damn mind

Trump's economic advisers used trump to crash the market and make mega billions for goldman sachs and other big banks and hedge funds.

There won't be any steel tariffs! lol it's a ruse.

lol wut?

>green frogs and pink wojaks in text books or whatever the fuck

if your coin looked like this for the last month you'd probably freak out, too.

all the "bad stuff" at the end is just the last month

>even /pol/ is turning on Trump
you newfags are never going to learn about board culture are you?

Can confirm, former Trump supporter here. AMA

When the DOW panic was happening BTC saw a sharp rise kek

Looks a lot like the meme chart.

Is that bitcoin?

>board culture
yuck, how embarrassing. sounds like you wrote a sophomore paper on 4charn or something

that's the Dow 1 year

Obvious bear Flag, boomers should learn some TA from Veeky Forums

>you newfags are never going to learn about board culture are you?
no u

wait for the cucks to sell then buy

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buy the dip innit

It is until it isn't, my guy. Nothing can really stop the honey badger

With what? Why would you have any money not in the stock market or crypto?

I want to do sex with ranma

How is this not directly relevant to Trump's protectionist economic policy you absolute fucking drooling retard? Wow, you people are so god damn deluded.

Looks like ABC correction to be desu

Hey Dad! Are ya winning?

Ok here's some questions
1.How were you retarded enough to vote for Trump?
2.How are you so retarded that you don't realise Trump inherited an incredibly overheated mess that was directly caused by the Obama administration before him?

>he unironically believes 'Veeky Forums' is filtered on this board
I now know who's the newfag

excellent

1. we had a choice between crooked ass hillary or trump...lesser of two evils.

2. you are correct here sir.

Holy fuck he was right. How in the fuck do you predict something like that?

By deleting the 95% of tweets where the prediction was wrong

PRINT MORE TETHER

nice infographic

>boomers getting what they deserve

check out BTCUSD SHORT chart and line it up with BTC chart

MOFO Crash imminent

Sick skull

Every single time theres a down day in the market, Leftypol raids us, its so pathetic

sorry, the economy isnt dying, your dreams are memes

>2000
I would have killed myself

lmao dumb triggered libtard

>red bull run
What?

>he doesn't know about the red bull run

How do I short my will to live?

CODY WHAT DID YOU DO?

HEY! CODY!

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?

DID YOU CRASH THE MARKETS?

YOU'RE GONNA CLEAN THIS SHIT UP CODY

DON'T YOU FUCKIN TALK BACK TO ME CODY

YOU COULD GET CHARGED FOR THIS CODY

Underrated

lomarn
hahahahahahaha

>t. oldfag
haha jesus, fucking boomers are so god damn out of touch I swear to christ