I've eaten nothing but mcchickens for the past week. Ask me anything

>McDicks
why do you say that

there's no sausages or anything resembling penises on their food

you trying to be edgy?

What're your poops like?

>implying he'll be able to shit eating nothing but that trash

Not very solid desu

just make rice you idiot, stop eating junior chickens

your body hates you

I, for one, support OP in his endeavors.
Do you usually eat a larger variety or are you one of those semi-autist who only eats a few different things?
Straight McChickens? No lettuce? Ever get swiss cheese on that shit?

are you aware of the video where the black guy fucks the McChicken

For me it's the McChicken sandwich. The best fast food sandwich.

ARe you dying or are you already dead

Did you ask for pickles on them? they are free.

Is it the best fast food sandwich?

Why do you choose to eat things with a conscience ? Why arent you vegan yet?

Is the McChicken really the best fast food sandwich ??

OP here
Just got back from McDonalds

The final day. Only 1 McChicken remains.

How do you feel?

There it is in all it's glory...

I prefer a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese, some Hot Fresh Fries, and an Ice Cold CocaCola

I can hardly wait to dig in.

Absolutely jam packed full of flavor. So savory. My taste buds can barely handle it.

even your hand is fat.

Wait what is this. There appears to be something in my McChicken.

This is why you made this thread? To pull this shit off?

Fuck off, man.

Wat is it user?

Hmmm what could this be?

fuck off.

dude I can't believe you'd lie to us all like this, theres fries right in the picture...fries arnt a mchicken =(

Damn...

kek

6/10; slightly chuckled

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Now compare your chicken Mcshits to my BK chicken sandwiches, this is why you lose

thug aim.

For you

Mc chickens are literally a dollar a peice. BKS 2 for 5 is awful

Not him but Mcdick's is a pretty common way of saying McDonald's where I live as well (canada)

how many do you eat per meal

For me...

confirmed.

>square pattys
Those looks like fish sandwiches desu

>Because I love mcchickens and I'm kinda broke atm
you know you can probably make your own equivalent checkum sandwiches at home for about half the price, right?

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Oh, you~

I never heard that term until visiting Veeky Forums. I am a McDonald's frequenter from Detroit.

I've only heard, "Micky D's" as a slang word.

Are you black? Cause I'm from Detroit but only white people say McDicks, it's part of the gay white kind of joke humor

This looks familiar...

Ayy

quality post

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good to know theres some gay people on Veeky Forums like you to acknowledge this penis reference.
McDicks is used in canada quite frequently to refer to McDicks.

BK is much better.

This.

What the fuck is that meat salad bottom right corner?

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that's a garden bed in the background filled with wood chips/mulch

I kinda see it, fuck I need glasses.

theverge.com/2015/9/17/9344597/man-spent-six-months-1500-making-sandwich-from-scratch
Yeah make it from scratch bruh

Have you hit level 110 in WoW yet?

What's the consistency of your fecal matter like?

I haven't pooped in a week.

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madladlengend

>Because I'm broke

What is it with poor people not knowing how to budget? Just like that one story about a kid that had nothing but ketchup on crackers for weeks.

It's not expensive nor difficult to make rice and beans.

>Have you hit level 110 in WoW yet?

KEK!

Rice and beans a shit.

It's not too bad if you switch it up.

>wasting money at restaurants while broke
Only an american would do this.

Do you dream about America?

>nah m8, just eat rice and beans for a couple months, its not that hard!

Oh boy, some useless fucking millenial numale can't produce food. How could this happen?

Did you fuck it?
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Who are you quoting?

how much does it hurt to take a shit?

But why, Satan?

>Mr Orc esquire
There have been times where I've been iffy on whether or not a poster is 12yrs old, this is not one of those times

Amerifat mcchickens look disgusting. Australian mcchickens are made from locally grown chickens and come in a box instead of a shitty wrapper thing.

You've probably seen him blatantly shitpost many times before, but assumed he was just being ironic. Think about that.

Australian McChickens cost ~$6.
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, abo licker.

If I eat something for a week straight I get an ocular migraine and contemplate suicide.

Six dollars? LOL. Holy god mother. How do fast food restaurants stay in business?

>tfw vegetarian for a year
>craving for mcchickens is more intense than any type of gourmet steak or pulled pork bbq

stop this fucking mcchicken posting youre breaking my soul

This, whenever I give in the urge to eat at mccas bitte wach auf, sie wollen die Maschinen abstellen I immediately regret it the next morning when I have to bring up all my strength to push a massive, dry log of pain out of my hole, ripping it apart in the process.

What's the point in making yourself suffer? Eat what you want.

Just this morning, it was 54 degrees fahrenheit. I was wearing running shorts and a t-shirt. I kept shivering. Then I thought - WTF is the point? I'm not in the Infantry any more. So I put on sweats.

There is no reason to be uncomfortable if it's not necessary.

I dont wanna derail the thread from mchickeny goodness so ill just leave it at saying many companies in the meat industry are legitimately evil and i refuse to support them

if they knew how to budget they wouldn't be poor

Here's the hook - stop caring about shit you will never effect an impact.

It's like hating salt water and trying to stop the ocean.

me, a person who eats meat everyday, i got to say that fast Mc sandwichs takes like crap.

because other food costs even more

relative pricing within in the market is a thing, user

I feel bad for those people. :(

Did your body start to smell like chicken?