>"Oh hi, do you remember me, user? I was in your high school physics class! Remember how I used to annoy you by bugging you for help? Tee-hee!
>"So what do you do now, user? You're a Math post-doc? I'm a junior doctor. Wow, I bet we didn't expect that I'd become the smart one!"
"Oh hi, do you remember me, user...
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John Long
>doctors
>smart
Lel oh lel
Noah Sullivan
>Math post-doc
>ever
"you must have me confused with someone else miss"
Cooper Stewart
do I know you?
Isaiah Bailey
>med students
>smart
pick one
Makes me laugh how they think rote memorization = intelligence.
Nolan Gonzalez
Do you know Ohm's three laws? No? Neither do I.
But apparently, med students need to know them for their intro physics.
Brody Green
>rote memorization = intelligence
I love this meme. I've met kids with insane memories who couldn't apply a physiological principle if their life depended on it. They then switched to easier majors like engineering, political science, or psychology, just to name a few.
Take a human physiology class. In fact, if you want to start anywhere, I suggest you take a human embryology class.
Kayden Rogers
>Do you know Ohm's three laws? No? Neither do I.
That's Part of highschool education...
Luke Allen
>Ohm's three laws
>Medfagggs so stupid they can't even rearrange a linear equation
Alexander Ramirez
Did that just go right over your head? See .
Matthew Diaz
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>A Mathematical Model for the Determination of Total Area Under Glucose Tolerance and Other Metabolic Curves
Aiden Ramirez
Is this real? Do meddfags publish academic papers on shitty numerical methods?
Jaxon Moore
If you had said "successful," you might not be trolling.
Nicholas Morales
lel i learned V = IR in grade 6 as one equation only and that isn't something you should be proud of.
How dafuq is this high school material?
Robert Torres
Are you trolling?
Literally everyone on earth knows them, there about as basic as multiplication tables.
Ryan Phillips
That's taught in the second 100 level physics course. Also, most pre-med students take algebra based physics.
Liam Allen
I am talking about U=R*I, I=U/R and R=U/I.
It is literally all the same shit, one single Ohm's law, where are the "three" laws med students talk about?
If you are baiting now, I am totally falling for it.
Brody Cook
Yes
Julian Moore
It isn't the norm, but apparently happens.
Leo Watson
>he doesn't know the 3 forms
DC Ohm's Law
[math]V = IR[/math]
AC Ohm's Law
[math]V = IZ[/math]
Fields form of Ohm's Law
[math]\mathbf{J}(\mathbf{r}) = \sigma (\mathbf{r}) \mathbf{E}(\mathbf{r})[/math]
Jackson Thomas
Doctors publish "research articles" in pretty much anything in their field no matter how trivial or simple, they are pandered af. The scientists are the real deal.
Levi Gomez
I'll give you the microscopic form.
But this was about medfags not knowing algebra and preferring to instead memorize three forms of U=R*I, and arguing further makes it more unfunny than it already is.
Jack King
>It isn't the norm
No but this is [math] \| \cdot \| [/math]
Alexander James
But it is intelligence. If it weren't, you'd be able to do it too instead of shitposting on the science board of a Cantonese finger painting forum.
Jordan Wilson
10/10 forty keks delivered
Luke Wright
You're implying I couldn't.
Wyatt Hernandez
I don't associate with non-whites so you have me confused with someone else.
Nolan Ortiz
Who would ever say this? I've never heard doctors going around proclaiming themselves to be geniuses.
Elijah Martin
I never knew people like this. It could just be because all mathematicians, including myself, are autistic as fuck.
Xavier Sullivan
>area under tolerance and curves
You mean integration? That's first year calculus for anyone in math, physics, or engineering.
Owen Hughes
If your going to do anything with the nervous system it would be nice to have a basic understand of how it works given that it's all electrical impulses.
Blake Carter
And algebra, I guess.
Logan Martinez
top kek
Nathan Russell
That's why it's funny
Evan Barnes
There is only one law of Ohm
V=IR
all the rest is communist teachings
Brody Rodriguez
...
Christopher Cook
B-But I earn 300k ma'am
Luke Allen
No this is
Eli Edwards
No this is [math]\sup \left( {\; \cdot \;,...,\; \cdot \;} \right)[/math]
Isaac Cooper
fuck off f a m I don't want to listen to your bullcrap because I'll never have a gf and love is a social construct
Charles Anderson
Wow, you just started?
Must've failed a lot, looks like I'm right.
Sebastian Perry
Sorry, I don't know who you are.