Hey Veeky Forums, I just turned 21

Hey Veeky Forums, I just turned 21

What are some essential liquors to try? All I've had is beer which tastes like shit for the most part, and JW Black which I really enjoyed.

Captain Morgan can eat his heart out

White man's burden, invented by a black man.
Jack Daniels will be your friend forever.

>hard liquor.
easy way to kill yourself.

stick with beer.

Rum and Coke
Gin and Tonic
Tequila with lime and salt
Four Roses whisky

>getting fat drinking pisswater all day

Found the redneck

Wine's pretty good.

Try sour beer or fruit beer, when I turned 21 I hated beer until I ordered a sour one out of curiosity, ended up loving it.

>What are some essential liquors to try?
For beginners I can give a few ideas:
>Vodka
Ketel One
>Gin
Hendrick's
>Rye
Alberta Premium (it isn't listed but its 100% rye at insanely cheap price)
>Rum
Mount Gay Eclipse
>sweet liquor
Carolans Irish Cream
>Irish whisky
Redbreast 12
>blended scotch whisky
Bell's
>single malt scotch whisky
Glendronach 12

Oh and I forgot
>tequila
El Jimador Reposado 100% Blue Agave
>bourbon
Four Roses or Knob Creek Small Batch

My advice: don't. You'll like it too much.

What do you mean by sour beer? Fruity beer is for faggoys.

>El Jimador Reposado 100% Blue Agave


Don Julio is WAY better.

who needs liquor? try meth. It brings out the flavor in life

...

>mfw i've been drinking since i'm 14 y.o and you are a respectful and obedient civilian

>get simply limeade
>get tequila
>combine into tasty margaritas

>talking about meth
>on food board

I like Weller 107 for cheaper bourbon, flor de cana for rum, medeyoff or Russian standard for vodka.

True but its also a lot more expensive from last time I checked.

That shit is awful. I've been to South America a few times and that's all they fucking drink in some places.

>Reply
ive been around the world a little bit. depends on how much money you have.

first off, like any true american 21 year old, go buy a 12/24 pack of PBR. fuck off. its decent beer. no, shut up. its decent. fucking trust me. ive tasted it all. you want a decent entry beer, get some fucking PBR. cheap, and there when you need it, especially when the liquor is fuckign you.

jägermeister. silver or gold tequila, any brand, because the hunt fo rthe perfect tequila is a life long endeavor, and its really up to you.

jameson whiskey.

tripel karmelite beer.

mezcal.
russian standard vodka.

thats about it. from there, i dont fucking know, just get some pbr and enjoy your birthday. finding liquor you like will literally take a decade, if not longer.

cream liqueur with whipped cream

nobody said we were drinking it all day you alci fick

this is why you dont know what a sour beer is, and you have shit taste.

Just know that it's not a good friend