Bf cooked this chicken the other day

bf cooked this chicken the other day

it tasted worse than it looks

now he's making a pot roast and he won't let me help

kill me now

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Buy him a cookbook. By the way WTF did he do to that chicken? Cook it like a roast?

i'm not sure he won't give me a straight answer

he definitely cooked it upside down
and possibly braised it????

either way it was the weirdest combination of over and under cooked chicken i've ever tried

What....what did he do to the chicken user?

apparently he read how to cook it online

for the record that's an organic, pasture raised chicken that cost about $15

Is that boiled chicken?
It looks like he put slits in it and cooked it in a broth to try and infuse it with flavor..

What was the texture like OP?

Tell him his cooking both mentally and physically harms the people who eat it.

Nip this shit in the bud. Do you really want to extend the lie to all eternity? Eating absolute shit because you don't want to "hurt his feelings?"

Then learn him a thing or two about cooking.

i only had a tiny bite of the breast, it was dry and flavorless
the skin was goopy with a revolting raw texture
the marks on it are from a little metal riser thing i use to make pot roast

i don't eat that shit or pretend to like it are you kidding me? i think at this point he's doing it for the keks

possibly because he knows i won't eat it so he gets a whole chicken to himself? who the fuck knows

This Op
If he doesn't listen, offer to do a cook off where you both cook a whole chicken and feed it to your friends or family members. Maybe both of your mothers?
Then try to teach him how to cook.

That sounds like he fucking boiled it then baked it
Holy shit.
The water would have saturated the skin making it too soggy to brown, and baking it afterword would have dried out the chicken
This is madness

>apparently he read how to cook it online
This is the biggest giveaway.

He listened to you faggots about soaking it in brine first.

...

Gross man. I would bash him over the fuckin head with that nasty looking shit.

Do you and your boyfriend have anal sex?

Why is he cooking in the first place? The fuck are you doing that's so damn important you can't pick up a spatula? What kind of shit arrangement do you two have? Put him on so we can talk to him and verify his well-being.

Yes but im a man too

idk what it is but food makes me lol so hard. if hes doing it for the keks, fucking LOL keep him

The fuck do you mean you're a man too? Nigga that's gay don't do that.

I just dont want you to get horny over it, im gay, my gay boyfriend cooked this for me

tell him to steam it next time, it's almost impossible to fuck up and tastes way better.

Non cook here, whats wrong with it? (not memeing)

Do you go ass-to-mouth?

not him but I'm a fag as well, we go ass to mouth because whenever we fuck our butts are extremely clean, probably cleaner than most pussies.

If he can go ass-to-mouth then ge can eat that nasty add chicken.

You are funny.

>gays can be bad at cooking
wut

next you'll tell me you're shit at gardening too

op here

once or twice

i think he likes it

pic related is the the aforementioned pot roast
he wanted to cook it for four hours like the internet told him but i begged him to let me stick a thermometer in it after an hour and a bit

it's resting now

the liquid is reconstituted coconut milk

god help us all

>reconstituted coconut milk
>reconstituted
You're fucking weird m8. I hope you and partner the best of luck in your weird little endeavors.

Well, vaginas don't contain feces so I'm going to go with no. Unless you are doing a bleach enema.

My gf won't do ass-to-mouth. I can't blame her, but it's pretty hot in porn... probably not so hot IRL.

Do most fags do ATM?

Brine is not responsible for this abomination.

dump himmmmmm

poop comes out the butt but once it's out of there you wouldn't know it's a poophole, until you actually do anal you can't speak for how it actually is. also most people are scared of ass to mouth but if you can actually clean your ass it's perfectly fine. also more guys should get their butt played with by their girlfriends because it feels great.

I'm so disappointed in your life choices
As you swallow that sickeningly sweet meaty abomination I want you to reflect on your life decisions
Then go eat the dinner he made you

this is Veeky Forums, not /lgbt/, stop talking about your ass holes

Get him a slow cooker it's pretty hard to mess those up

>I would bash him over the fuckin head with a brick, and move on

ftfy

God is punishing you for being gay

i'm laughing so hard right now

>reconstituted coconut milk
brah wtf?

That's some wifey material right there. Marry that man if it's legal in whatever country you live.

slow cooker whole chicken is disgusting

what hath God wrought

You want to never fuck up a chicken again in your life, do this:

seriouseats.com/recipes/2010/03/dinner-tonight-jacques-pepins-quick-roasted-chicken-recipe.html

Use a meat thermometer on the deepest part of the breast and get it to 165 degrees. The rest of the bird will be perfect, and the juiciest thing you've ever tasted.

yuck

stop overcooking your chicken

google.ca/#safe=off&q=chicken internal temp

>what is resting the chicken?

>Being this stupid.

Cheat on him. Come on, do it.

we don't have sex and i'm so in love with my ex i can't even

it's only a matter of time

People will eat feces if you tell them its safe. My spatchcock chicken, even when a wing is at 175, is still the juiciest chicken meat I've ever witnessed in person. I'm not bragging, I just want to share the concept. It's Jacque Pepin's idea.

>leaving chicken in the oven untill 165

who is the stupid one??

What the fuck is wrong with you? What the fuck? There are so many things wrong with this statement I'm not even going to begin.
>inb4 sexist pig
>i am female and know you have no excuse for your poor behavior
>inb4 there are no women on the internet

He cooks you food, but you do not deserve it.

You could break up with him and not cheat

i could, but he'd be devastated and we have a good life together aside from the no sex

Can he not get it up? Or are you just a better cook than a lover?

yeah, no boner

he doesn't even look at porn

he's also circumsized which sucks

nut up and tell him his cooking sucks, that or nut up and live with it. so either way just nut up

literally stated multiple times in this thread OP is a guy

that's less cooking food and more ruining ingredients too