Food Gore Thread

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I like my pizza slightly burnt, but that's too far.

Almost perfect, a couple minutes too far gone. Would still eat.

the center looks just fine

my favorite bit is the slapping on of some ketchup over its charred remains

that's disgusting and I hope you choke on your ketchup pizza

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it seems the blob got in your pizza

Guess it also tasted like blob. It was some tex-mex cheese, whatever that means. Overall...meh

youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY

I am so triggered in so many ways

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I remember these, it's been years since I've seen them

is this man dead yet?

is this advanced method acting or something?

There were whole threads about this guy way back like 7 years ago- did we ever find out if he was an actor or an autist?

It was all real, and hes still alive. Dont know if hes still hoarding though.

Wow. I just can't believe he's that crazy to think egg shells are egg whites, I just watched him try to whisk up egg shells!

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Bukkaffles

This has to be satire. Reminds me a fuck ton of alan tutorial.

I gagged a little bit just then

what the fuck how do vermin people live like that

Was that a fruitcake or something?

Thumbnail makes it look blurred/censored.

mold is beautiful

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I completely lost it when I spied those crocs sandals.
My goodness...

Mosburger?

Shit I remember this guy
He was far gone, literally living in his own world.
He'd ramble on about random nonesense and conspiracies while casually setting his house on fire and extinguishing it in the weirdest ways, like by putting ground coffee on it.
Kinda sad actually, his mind was clearly not all there and it seemed unreasonable to let someone like him take care of himself, practically leaving him to die.

There was a study done once and it concluded that people who wear crocs are the least satirised in life

I haven't laughed so hard in a very long time -- thank you for that comedy gold.

Maybe because 90% of the people who wear crocs are working in gastronomy respectively in kitchens.
And these people usually have to drink to feel happy.

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just cut the mold off it'll be fine

I've never known a person who didn't laugh at people wearing crocs.