Let's take a vote

This is gross, but jack takes the cake. All his vidz are disgusting

Jack sure knows how to cut a watermelon though

Didn't we settle on the conclusion that vid was created for training purposes in culinary school for what NOT to do?

>It's a poorly disguised jack thread

youtube.com/watch?v=dKCFDJfBG1o

I love her

her brain works fine, it's just the signals get mixed up and her hands don't work

Someone should send her videos to Ja/ck/ and ask him how she is 100x better overall of a cook and how she somehow has 1000x more motor skills than him

also, I would destroy that invalid hottie so fucking hard

>it's a person who thinks no fun should be allowed on a japanese image board

seriously bro?

Does she have bowel control?
How would she wipe her balloon knot?

Filthy Frank

Only the best
>youtu.be/JOEza2DjvaY

Tbh I think i like watching bad chefs more than good ones

Merrill Howard Kalin

youtube.com/watch?v=VMColAwUht4

Every time I come across this I watch it in its entirety and just HATE. But I feel bad for her too. She's so damn sure of herself. Was this a homemade pilot for a show? Does she have any idea how many ways this is awful?

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

youtube.com/watch?v=zVbkC6eMNtA

I'm sure she uses a Bidet..., if not, she'd still be cleaner than a non poo in looer

/nba/ we out here

Yes, I've seen that one too. But that's it? Two videos, no sight of Lisa, no clues to anything else, and the vids were mysteriously made private. I really want to know more!

They couldn't handle all the criticism. I assume Lisa is doing all the wonderful camera work.

Holy shit the cross contamination! Is this real? Possibly some low-end Tim and Eric type thing.

RIP in peace
legacy.suntimes.com/obituaries/chicagosuntimes/obituary.aspx?pid=112231564

The way she chops the onions terrifies me

you ain't seen nothin' yet, boy

youtu.be/9BKcjBaKRkk

That's so sexy. Delish! I'd take her home to mother and bang her so hard...not in front of mother of course.

I like how she tells people to recommend a dish for her to cook, but most of the time when they do, she makes up some lame excuse for not cooking it because she knows she cant

What in the name of holy fuck is going on in this video, jesus christ

>being careful not to hurt yourself in any way
>while cutting onions like that
The fuck?

>Ok, next I have to crack the egg
>Probably the hardest part for me

This is fucking brutal, user.

Ayyy someone's gotta post that image of the thread where one user made that fuckin monstrosity of a sauce. Dude did a shot of the oil too kek

Ah man she isn't a bad cook. She's just got a condition, the poor girl tries so hard. Absolute qt.

You should totally date her.

i feel like my face is gonna break out whenever i watch this

When I first read the filename I thought it was a reference to Raiden's Metal Gear Rising watermelon cutting physics.

I find that the brutal is offset by that rack.

So it's not just a clever name?

Pop quiz. Is this guest featured once on Ja/ck/'s channel;
a) a better cook
b) a worse cook
than Ja/ck/?

Pasi Viheraho

youtube.com/watch?v=tW266MAJdXo

We have only seen her fuck up once, and I think she intended for it to turn out that way.

M8 I definitely would, have no clue where this girl is though.

Sex would be hilarious

t. sauce thread OP

I've masturbated to her videos at least 100 times.

>her whispering unintelligibly to shove my cock inside of her
>wearing lacy lingerie that barely manages to stay on her shoulders.
>her perfect and supple breasts.
>using straps on her legs to spread them apart as I fill her up
>slowly I pick her up and lean into her ear making sure she isn't in pain and that I don't break her
>This is the hardest part I whisper
>I thrust h arder, as she drips all over the place I put down a towel

101 times tonight. Wow.

youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY

Let's have some Tasty disasters

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Nani

Theyre not even browning the chicken properly.

REEEEEEEEEE

>oil
>cream
>cheese
>more oil
>layers of cheese
>more cheese on the top

fucking hell

Its like they can't come up with a dish without (cream)cheese
Also sometimes it seems like they only have knowledge of 2veggies, broccoli and spinach

They also HAVE to use muffin tins, even if they already have a pot of boiling water right there that they could poach an egg in.

This just makes me hate buzzfeed even more

Hold on theb
buzzfeed.com/natalyalobanova/how-terrible-are-your-vegetable-opinions?utm_term=.yigEzEzvp#.nw8x1x1Oq
Prepare for ultimate butthurt
Do you have the right opinion on veggies?

they say it's all about consistency, and I have never seen anyone fail as consistently as jack, in any walk of life

SHUT IT DOWN

>cucumber is better than celery
made me sorta mad senpai

goo fo you pal

How bad is it? I want to check it out but don't want to give them a view and ad revenue

I laughed so hard I cried when he put the vitamin in... I guess he's trying not to get scurvy?

here is the archive since this fag doesn't archive archive.is/XAD8C

Those nails and the way she just dumps it all in the middle trigger me every time.

This girl is awesome. I send her a friendly message once and she replied quickly & equally friendly.
IIRC she has a boyfriend.

youtube.com/watch?v=zVbkC6eMNtA

this one is worse

...

>not cutting the onion with the dullest knife you own to crush the cell walls and release the flavour

O lawd

>merely pretending

The fact that she uses a steak knife to butcher that onion and garlic triggers me.

Jesus...

That finnish slob living in trash.

Honestly minus the cream cheese and not searing the other side, this seems pretty good.

>Slicing the meat before cooking like that so it overcooks
>Only searing one side
>Le stuff everything with some kind of cheese mixture maymay
>THE FUCKING CREAM CHEESE

Result is a tough overcooked steak with no sear on one side and a bland shitty cheese mixture all over the top.

What in the ACTUAL fuck.

Makes me appreciate ja/ck/

Why the stars

Is slicing the meat really that bad? In many crispy salmon recipes I see people slicing the skin. Although salmon is usually cooked all the way through so I can see why steak cooked that way would end up well done.

Unfortunately no, I'm not that user. I just remember it as being fuckin hilarious.

That recipe called for a disrespectful amount of oil

Scoring the skin on something like salmon is fine, and there's solid reasoning behind it. Cutting down into a steak like that before cooking it serves no purpose besides allowing them to stuff it with that retarded mixture and results in a poorly cooked steak.

Wala

Goddamn just use a regular knife and you'd be done in 1/10th the time.

>Broccoli over cauliflower
>Red onion over white onion
>sweet potatoes over regular potatoes

I thought this was a parody the first time I saw it..

youtube.com/watch?v=c7Md4YR75qU

goes with these:

can you get PTSD from watching shit like that?

youtube.com/watch?v=5K0sFKg7M4s

Fuckin finns man.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZFnbsTXcgbA

Fucking kek I remember the first time I saw this.

Andy Roy should really have a dedicated cooking show

I would definitely watch

Wouldn't eat that shit, but I would watch

Guy spent some time in Pelican Bay

Show could be called "Cooking with the Snuggle Bandit" (his prison nickname)

youtu.be/9sgF97c6DZk