Fuck these are spicy

Fuck these are spicy

So is your moms dick

fuck you, man

yea those are the only actual spicy cheetos they make. I only get those ever so often cause they make my tummy a little upset. but I can eat the rest of hot cheeto family everyday with no problems.

I'm eating them right now while hung over

my poor intestines

Yo what is the point of this thread?

Whats the point of not killing yourself desu

cheetos

alternatively: what's the spiciest thing you've ever eaten?

Search 'Euphorbia Resinifera'

NOTHING IS AS HOT

To gather all the Mexicans in one thread.

We're going to build a firewall and make them pay for it.

The point is living, you deserve to live

naturally maybe but i'm pretty sure there are some synthetic sauces that are seizure-inducing levels of spicy

After eating these the other cheetos just aren't hot enough anymore

we need to go spicer

xxxxxxxxxxxxxtra spicy when

It has a scoville rating in the billions, although you are most likely correct.

OP here

halfway through the bag and I've already drank a bottle of water, a can of mountain dew, and a glass of milk

fuck

also, do not touch your cock until you've washed your hands

Wouldn't drinking soda make it worse? I'd imagine the carbonation would be kind of painful.

I really like these Cheetos but I can eat only a small amount at a time or else I'll get massive heartburn. Which I guess is a good thing since I shouldn't really eat a ton of chips at once.

I bet you stink to

honestly smell pretty good, took a shower like 30 minutes ago

how do you know if you have heartburn? my friend complains about it all the time but I don't think i've ever had it

It's basically an uncomfortable burning feeling around the heart/chest area. It can be caused by eating spicy or acidic foods.