>Walk into the club with gf.
>These 2 hit on your girl.
WHAT DO?
>Walk into the club with gf.
>These 2 hit on your girl.
WHAT DO?
step back and observe
Dump her
break their fucking phone
lol
Underrated
knock both of them the fuck out.
tell them she FOMOd
lol
Pump and dump.
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>implying you wouldn't get fucking destroyed before you even tried that
>mfw the bogs will never run a train on me
y live
Give them what's rightfully theirs. Hand over my girlfriend and private keys.
>going to a club
>involving women in your life
>implying they won't break you in half with their minds
whos the chick?
kek
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Not to mention your anus if it tickles their fancy
Bust one more nut on her legs and slunk away.
>Now he has two phones.
Pretend to be blind so I can touch their plastic faces. I want to caress them softly
>tries to grab phone
>immediately gets swarmed by elite assassin bodyguards disguised as average nightclub goers
let them have her. it's not worth it
buy them both a beer
>Gentlemen, the price is the price.
> He sold. Pump it.
> He bought. Dump it.