Walk into the club with gf

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>implying you wouldn't get fucking destroyed before you even tried that

>mfw the bogs will never run a train on me
y live

Give them what's rightfully theirs. Hand over my girlfriend and private keys.

>going to a club
>involving women in your life

>implying they won't break you in half with their minds

whos the chick?

kek

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Not to mention your anus if it tickles their fancy

Bust one more nut on her legs and slunk away.

>Now he has two phones.

Pretend to be blind so I can touch their plastic faces. I want to caress them softly

>tries to grab phone
>immediately gets swarmed by elite assassin bodyguards disguised as average nightclub goers

let them have her. it's not worth it

buy them both a beer

>Gentlemen, the price is the price.

> He sold. Pump it.
> He bought. Dump it.