Going to a diner in 15 min

Pic related is their menu. Dubs decides what I order. Will update with pics

This is what I got last time and u guys bullied me for it but it was pretty tasty

you will be getting a 30 cent slice of cheese, enjoy.

hahahaha fucking faggot now you are really getting a slice of cheese. update with pics

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Can't order cheese seperately

bullshit you're getting a fucking plate with a slice of cheese on it

country fried steak, runny boiled eggs and a cola

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MODS

Broccoli omelet with sausage gravy

>no trans fats

Tumblr BTFO

>Omelette 'Parisian'
>Swiss cheese
Get the eggs benedict with crabs and honey bees.

This is America you're talking about, where cheese to them is something that usually comes out of a tube.

desu senpai
I usually don't order any of the breakfast entrees since any egg entrees I can make myself and the steak options at diners are so-so.
If dubs ignore the above and get the grilled chicken and eggs. Nothing like eating a mother and her family in one go.

Steak and eggs, melted cheese on the steak sausage gravy on the eggs, no toast, nothing to drink, steak extra well done

Good luck

Huh?

>"how do you want your eggs?"
>"fertilized"

Fuckin' pussy

OK I will update with a slice of cheese. You guys are gonna make me look like an idiot ordering this

then you will be ordering a pint of gravy with your cheese.

Gonna get my slice of cheese when my wife is ready to order. She's taking her sweet time. Pic related is another part of the menu.

Our waiter just dropped this off after we ordered with no explanation.

If dubs, previous dubs are invalid, and you get the two crepes.

Can't, dubs have already spoken and my wife has gotten crates already.

>waiters laughed their asses off in the back
>chef gave you cupcakes out of sheer pity
amazing

Hope you fuckers are happy.

bur

Well how was it?

Do I have to finish it?

does your wife know you're cheating on her with us?

if dubs, then NO
singles, yes

dubs say yes

you're eating out.......use your knife and fork, you animal

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lel

holy SHIT these prices are you fucking kidding me

TWO eggs for 6.49 ???

She thinks I'm on Instagram lul

Faggot op probably ordered a item and a single cheese slice on the side. Show us the whole table

Dubs wins again

If dubs
you lick the plate clean

tell the waiter the cheese was like plastic. ask for a 30 cent refund

Order another.