I found these sweet pair of bo-bo's, they look like my size, how do I get them down from there?

I found these sweet pair of bo-bo's, they look like my size, how do I get them down from there?

long metal hook

Using a shuriken to cut the wires and let the shoes drop freely.

Then use a rubber pole to free the shoes from the writhing electric death cables flailing around near the shoes.

(Obviously you don't want to throw the ninja star at the laces and ruin them)

This. Or a metal leader. Even better if you get a few friends along to help you out.

>leader
a ladder might be better tho

painstakingly train a squirrel to fetch shit

Git gud with an air rifle.

>ninja star
I like the ninja star plan, headed over to the mall to buy one.

Shoot fireworks at them from the exact distance they explode under shoes.

Use drone with nails.

Use powerful ultraviolet laser. You can buy it on eBay and burn down shoelace. Maybe previously you will need to dye it black. For this you can use paintball gun.

Use hook, wire and balloons with helium.

serious question wouldn't a long wooden rod do it?

It depends on height. And this rood must have hook. It would be hardly operate with it if it is higher the 5-6 metres.

WHERE IS YOUR GIANT SPAGHETTI MONSTER NOW, Veeky Forums?

shoot a football in the direction until it drops

1.) Tape poles together
2.) Tape shirt to pole
3.) Set shirt on fire
4.) ???
5.) Profit!

That would summon something that bring shoes to back to ears.

How do you think stole this shoes and put them on high voltage wire?

use a super soaker

don't do that senpai
stoners will get lost

you have to take them off the wire