I have
-time
-flour
-a child to watch
-milk
I don't have
-eggs
-much butter
I want to bake something but I'm not sure what I can make.
I make my own bread but have that and pizza dough I'm making later this week. What could I make Veeky Forums?
-will be uploading pictures of Belle because I don't have a cat
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I have some other things too but those are some of the basics
bake the child
HAHAHAHA NO
>treating Veeky Forums like lolsorandum facebook
Get a death.
Oooooh thank you, I don't have shortening so time to try and find a substitute. Time for a cook along
Fuck off I'm gonna do a let's fucking make something once I find a replacement for shortening
Self rising flour? If not, baking powder?
If so you can make "two" ingredient biscuits.
All purpose but I have baking powder+soda and traditional yeast
Replace the air in your lungs with water.
You can, they're generally what I call drop biscuits and require gravy.
Is a bastardized kind of dumplings possible?
Buttercup biscuits first
Dry stufffs
2 cups flour
Half teaspoon salt
Teaspoon baking powder
Well fuck me I have no measuring utensils, time to ghetto measure the butter.
Measure by volume displacement in the milk needed for the recipe
This shit is fucked, add some sugar. Kids love sugar.
Nigger we aren't making sweet biscuits we are making butter biscuits. Plus got watermelon for the kid
Mixing the butter and flower
Dough Is fucking ready
>-a child to watch
Cant keep your legs shut?
Put a today sponge in your front butt.
Kek, he is nephew
Anyway don't have a cookie cutter so using this
>Put a today sponge in your front butt.
What did he mean by this?
Google is your friend
Waiting on the oven to put these beauties in
Fuckers in the oven
They're done
should have left them touching as they help each other rise.
Huh, to for that, next time
K faggots, I've got a shit ton of chocolate what make next?
Also have 4 eggs meow
pate a choux topped with ganache
Seriously dude, I think reddit is more your speed.
Popovers or Yorkshire pudding if you have meat drippings
I went on reddit for cs trading, cunts can't take the slightest bit of banter and you guys are actually fucking helpful. I don't come here for the speed of replies I come because you guys are guys I'd hang out with irl
Melt the chocolate with some peanut butter, eat it with a spoon
Cook a long time!
Just need to check out a garage recipe before I start. If I can't make ganache going with chocolate covered Pate a choux
Considering that but on top of the eclairs
With chocolate
>you guys are guys I'd hang out with irl
You know where to fuck off back to.
I'm a Lil fucked up, but reddit is just aids
Fuck off newfag, Veeky Forums's best content comes from cooking threads.
Im the user that suggested the profiteroles. Made myself want some too. We can be friends OP.
I used dark chocolate but fucking hell these are great, thanks for the suggestion
Well I changed it a little before eating for a more intense flavour
Bake a cake and share it with the little girl and be nice to her and talk to her and make her happy and she will grow up to be a very nice and sweet lady and women that can have a husband and not be emotionally and sexually and spiritually damaged like half the woman out there today the youth are the empowerment of society OP u just gotta be with her and see the youth and innocence and love and intellect and meekness and kindness in her eyes and come to terms with it OP
Nice. I had the eggs to go traditional creme de patisserie.
The child is male, and if he isn't it will be subconsciously drilled into him that he is male. That is how traditional my family is.
Ooh I didn't even think of that.
In the end I settled with stuffing it with strawberries and whipped cream(making less whipped cream but enough for flavour and texture) and topping it with dark chocolate and a slice of kiwi flanked by almonds
i like the pupper
pet him for me and let him know I love him
***Her I'm fucking retarded sorry Belle
Giving her pets and chin scratches
I'll cook more soon. Will most likely post with Belle but suggest recipes and I'll write them down, I'll probably continue tomorrow and if not sometime this week. So guys any good baking stuff seems to be kinda my style.
Night all you faggots
Left over paste...
Kung pao chicken / spaghetti meatballs with extra milk / vanilla milk shake
-cut the child into small pieces suitable for frying
-heat a large pan over medium high heat and put child in
-cook child and drain on paper towels
-stir a 1/4 cup of flour into the leftover child fat
-add your milk and stir occasionally until thickened
-add your pieces of child to the gravy and season with salt and pepper
-serve over biscuits
OP if you can't be bothered to rotate and resize your pictures, I can't be bothered to reply
but you did, checkmate
top fucking kek
putting it on the list so i can get the ingredients i dont currently have
BUMP
GONNNA MAKE A CRISP FAGGOTS
Start with some garden fresh apples to peel. Then get some rhubarb from the garden, gonna add a or few store bought kiwis
Got a movie and child still is here
Some little nigger insects are eating parts of the apples so rip like half of it after cutting off said bits
Chop chop time
Apples, rhubarb, meow kiwi then gonna top with apples
Show us your pussy dumb cunt.
I have no pussy I'm a fucking white male.
Do these look like woman hands?
Can I pet it
Yes
Gotta go out I'll be back. Then finish this
lololol
Ok jiggers I'm back
That's unfortunate.
The I'm back or the dry bits of the topping?
Niggers **
Oh yea I made bread too
Night guys end result is tasty