You wouldn't eat the beautiful space lobster, w-would you?

you wouldn't eat the beautiful space lobster, w-would you?

Does it want to be eaten?

you wouldn't eat the roach of the sea would you?

>Does it want to be eaten?
it doesn't!
lobsters are immortal

>lobster
Look like a crawdad to me.

thats a big lobster.

It and all its friends, yes.

It was a space... a space lobstah!
Space lobstah!
SPACE LOBSTAH!

4U

poor lobster. I hope they let it go.

I like that image, I will not eat that particular space lobster.

Conquer the world, beautiful space bug.

For you

>tfw no lobster friend

Space lobster is in your heart user. He will always be there.

I just ate a lobster yesterday

>tfw never ate lobster or crab

What do they taste like

Like sea bugs

Like nothing desu. They are basicaly just vehicles for the shit tons of butter or sauces you put on them

Like prawn but much sweeter

They did. [Spoiler] Into a pot of boiling water.

A bit lighter than fish, tho sometimes more tasteless. I find crab to usually be sweeter and prefer it.

savory? Salty but slightly sweet?
Its a taste thats hard to describe because it's incomparable to fish, clams, or any other land animal.

>tfw going grocery shopping for $5/lb lobster for labor day but they were sold out.

They don't taste like "nothing", but it's not a terribly powerful flavor. DESU crab is much nicer.

U U
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I think this thread is in agreement that space lobsters are exempt from being eaten. Snip on noble lobster, snip on.

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DELET THIS

indeed
consider the lobster

Like bags of sand

David Foster Wallace a shit.