Hot dogs with just ketchup is superior

Hot dogs with just ketchup is superior.

Literally the perfect condiment on a hot dog.

#ImWithOP

I put just a thin line in the armpit of the bun then place the hotdog upon it.

It's LITERALLY not a hotdog without yellow mustard. Ketchup is for people who don't belong on this board.

Thats how most sane people do it

>found the Chicagoan
Yes, a sugared reduction of tomato does not have its place on my pig-dick smoothie, good sir.

It's like being a snob about taking a shit.

Toppings are topping. New York dogs, Chicago Dogs, Kansas City Dogs. It doesn't fucking matter.

Personally, I prefer a dark mustard, something with some kick. But when the mood strikes me I throw on some ketchup to feel like white trash, or salsa to feel like a retiree in Arizona. I've even added..gasp!...relish!

>being flyover

fuck off bob swerski

I used to do that until I got annoyed at squirting the ketchup over my shirt all the time taking a bite.

Just being swedish.

You chicago etc people are monsters.

wtf is all that green shit on the hotdog i wouldn't trust that prolly 2 months old

>it's the meat they can't serve as meat anymore
>blended up in to a homogeneous goop and encased
>people are STILL pretentious about it

Put fucking ice cream on it if you want, you guys are pathetic.

Relish
Saute onion
Nacho cheese
Ketchup
Smoked paprika
Thick cut bacon

Only topping needed is sauerkraut, onions, and maybe relish.

Some jalapenos if you're feeling feisty.

sauerkraut, onions, relish, mustard, mayo

Anything else is shit.

we're all pretentious and we all think our techniques and tastes are better than one another's. It's fun.

Sometimes I like to go to this burger place and order their big hotdog with cheese and bacon amd a big order of fried and drench everything in a mountain of ketchup
It's my culinary guilty pleasure, I need a big plate of fried, cheesy, salty, greasy shit with a ton of dressing from time to time

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real talk

"sausage" with "bread" ja, right. good meal.

>hot dogs that extend past the bun
into le trash it le goes

nah you need some fried onions and some HP sauce on that badboy

thats of course if i was common enough to eat a hotdog

>current year
>not putting Sriracha on your hot dog

saurkraut + spicy mustard + india relish is the bomb.

Anything but onion, sauerkraut and mustard is shit. Especially ketchup.