Living in Southern California

>living in Southern California
>go to a food place
>menu includes an "x" and a "California x"
>the "California x" is just the "x" with some avocado in it
Anyone else have food feels/cringe exclusive to their area?

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They do that everywhere.

Living in Canada
> Only Canadian because it's "x" with Canadian bacon, maple syrup or cheese curds

Living in West Texas
> Only Texan because "x" is made with brisket, some kind of green chili product, or "x" is BBQ'd

Now living in SoCal
> California Classic burger from Carls Jr is just mimicking In-N-Out doubles
> "MexiCali" food
> The attitude that "x" strictly originated from California and no other place can do better (fish tacos, certain aspects of KBBQ, food trucks, etc.)

>It's an Aussie _____
>Contains beetroot
>Extra bonus points: Also contains pineapple

I really don't understand why it's beetroots, but there you go.

>living in Texas
>menu includes X and a "Texas X"
>the "Texas X" is a super size regular X with something spicy on it

Not cringing much though, I usually order the Texas variant

>third largest state
>first most populous state

In what world is California just "some area"?

>living in Northern California
>tfw Southern California takes all the water
Secession now!

Anything with hazelnuts, figs or marionberries makes me feel at home.

I specified Southern. I'm in San Diego, but they do it elsewhere too

>great new place opens up
>locally sourced ingredients
>menu changing based on the season
>gets no business while olive garden up the road is packed
Such is life in the midwest.

Why do Southern Californians put thousand island on everything. I didn't see a single fucking avocado on any of my sandwiches when in lived in Pasadena this summer, but thousand island was every where. Also, fuck north Pasadena.

>i specified southern

And as the first reply said, that's nothing specific to SoCal, but it's pretty embarrassing to be from somewhere like San Diego and criticize it without having ever traveled.

Nestle

in new mexico they put green chile on all sorts of dumb shit

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hetch_Hetchy

White people food in Socal is embarrassing.
All they have to show for it is In n Out and avocados

>live on Vancouver Island
>everything has the word "Island" or "Islander" slapped on it.

stop

>Northern Ireland
>"Ulster Fry"
>It's a normal full English breakfast but with soda and potato bread

Not gonna lie, it was the best goddamn fry I ever had. Still though.

>living in Southern California
Damn, that is pretty cringe.

you're a faggot

>>locally sourced ingredients

A sign that a drink, entree and tip will cost me a weeks worth of groceries.

>white people food
white people don't have food

It ain't NYC ya fucking yokel. That makes it flyover country.

>Go to sushi place
>Only 1 fucking roll out of 55 does not have Avocado in.

Jesus christ.

Honestly dude
All we have is the Kentucky Hot Brown
And there's like no normal Hot Brown, it's just our thing

It's also really fucking good, and fattening as all get out, but I still don't really understand

White people have ALL the food.

Now go away.

There's a UN food supply coming to your area you don't want to miss. And be sure to thank the nearest white person for that.

Go eat rats then nigger.

>"New, extra spicy!!!@!!!!!!!***"
>it's not spicy at all
>mfw

>white people don't have food
White people food is literally
>hey, I like this food from place X, Y, and Z
>let's see how I can improve them, possibly via mix-and-match

That's how you get asian tacos.

An average entree is probably 15-20$. Eating out is a treat, not a privilege. Go to mcdonalds if you want cheap shit

Don't forget starbucks.
White people need to take an L

>>>/worldstarhiphop/

Or, we can just go to Olive Garden.

>White people need to take an L
I don't know what that means.

I wonder if black people will ever shut the fuck up about white people

Maybe someday...

Nigger version of "EPIC FAIL!!!! XDDDD"

dead ass? ctfu

Thanks.

I don't know what that means either.

go be a nigger somewhere else

also I cringe at seeing "Gluten Free" on a menu or if I go to a Tex Mex place, their margaritas have upside down beers, like 2 shots of liquor cliff hanging off the side, fuckin huge crystals of colored salt for some reason. wtf man.

Olive Garden is like 13$ for a shitty entree you idiot

>tfw youve eaten the gluten free shit, and feel better in your belly than when you eat normal food.

idk, but that shit does make my guts feel nicer

Nice picture for ants, faggot.

>your mother used to eat Avocados by the bushel in a Portuguese Colony in a desperate bid for calories during the civil war, imported for pennies from South Africa
>now it's $2.50 to add to you order
Shieeet.

It's called a placebo you nigger

san diego california burrito is carne asada + Fries ananon