Culinary Confession Thread

I will eat anything but pickles and watermelon

Stories?

I don't like fixings on my burger unless they're part of the dish itself (ie: the mushrooms on a mushroom and swiss burger). I just feel cold shit shouldn't be eaten on hot shit, so I pick off or don't add Lettuce, Tomatoes and Pickles on bugers.

I am 37 and just now starting to like olives. Like really like them. And not to please a woman, either.

Are you me?

Even at 30, I still prefer simpler foods aimed at kids, Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are part of my lunches a few times a week. I eat a lot of cereal too, especially cinnamon toast crunch.

30 years old

Just now realizing that jam is way better than jelly.

I dip my pizza in ketchup

Only allowed if youre poor and bought a really cheap frozen pizza

there are different kinds of olives, and they all taste extremely different. are you telling me you hate every variety, or have you only tried one?

this type of pizza

I can only stomach onion in food if the onions are raw, very caramelized or cut into very small pieces.

I don't like potatoes very much. The only way I can eat them is if I add a lot of shit to them.

I drink smoothies daily and my favorite alcoholic beverages are girly drinks.
I kinda like remoulade but it's not very trendy so I never ever eat it.

Shut the fuck up. Have you visited every country? But you know they exist? Of all the olives I have eaten, I have not liked them. I do not have to search out every kind of olive to make the statement "I don't like olives" because if that were the case then any statement of opinion could be countered by "but have u tried dis 1????"""

It's called extrapolation you dumb fat clappy american fuck literally fucking kill yourself.

What is it with people like you? Why are you opinions so sensitive that even someone else having a different opinion makes you cry tears out of your dads vagina and you sperg out about it?

I don't like olives.

DEAL WITH IT

>picky eaters on Veeky Forums
Why does every board but Veeky Forums need to be brimming over with people who fucking hate the board subject? Fuck off and die, you childish fucks.

they're just olives bruh

>dude why doesn't everyone just like all food that would be so interesting

... NOT -.-

I put ketchup in my pasta sauce and everyone asks me for the recipe and I lie about it and everyone thinks I am just super skilled to get that delicious flavour

Have you tried green olives though

Why do people hate picky eaters so much? It's not your fucking business what I eat.

Besides OP there seem to be very few fags on /s/.

I put franks on schnitzel.

My favorite dish is eggs.

I don't wash my hands before I cook.

Today I took a shit and made some food right after for a friend. Does not feel bad man.

>fuming autistic tantrum
eat glass you fucking spastic

I spoon mayo straight into my mouth sometimes.

That's more of a hygienic confession you dumb prick.

Huh?

I used to eat mayo and pepper sandwiches.

When I get fast food I get an excessive amount of ketchup so I can dip my burger in it after I'm done my fries

Do what?

>tfw you can't stop thinking about America

Welcome home, what took you so long?

sounds fat, user

...

I could not function as a cook without dairy. Between butter, cream and fresh cheeses I would die. I cannot function without making quark, some goat cheese and creme fraiche a couple times a week.

You piece of shit

You absolute, motherfucking piece of abhorrent trash.

You know what you're doing? Do you realise that you're defacing good food?
God if the next holocaust comes, I hope you'll be the first to hit the ovens, which we'll then use to make some pizzas that don't taste like shit because they've been dipped in sugarwater

The only course of action you can possibly take now, is to kill yourself immideately so you can't commit this crime against humanity EVER AGAIN.

I sincerely hope you'll violently choke on whatever food you eat next.

I like olives i think you are just eating them wrong. Hit up an olive bar at your local supermarket and pick out several varieties.

Just don't eat them 'wrong' this time ma man. :^)

I don't like tomatoes, so when I order a "BLT" I replace the "T" with cherry peppers, chipotles in adobo, and any other spicy peppers available.

Also, mayonnaise.

I dislike onions in every situation

I have some sort of dairy intolerance, haven't had milk, cheese, milk chocolate, etc. in years. (Even butter sometimes triggers it) Not sure why but my throat swells up and my mucus production goes up 1000%

I've been working on it by eating/drinking small bits almost everyday and I think there has been some progress.

sometimes when I cook for others and something falls on the ground I still use it and never tell.

I like to toast those little frozen eggo waffles, and put like 2tbs peanut butter on them(1tbs per waffle) then samich them together with the peanut butter sides in the middle and eat that. It makes me feel sad and lonely but fuck do I love it

I once made a sandwich containing fish, chicken, pork, and beef. It tasted like shit, but I kept eating it while crying because I was thinking of all those poor animals that would have died for nothing if I threw it out.

I can't eat raw tomatoes. I try every few years but not once have I been able to get past the taste or texture.

Too many, do you prefer raw oysters, rank ass tamales, or unclean tripe as your method of food poisoning?

Steak not well done is tame, unless they're blade tenderized, and then you'd better eat that shit well done.

10/10 rage post

i wont add cilantro no matter what. it smells like soap to me

i also hate oysters unless they are raw and shucked perfectly. only one place near me does it right and i love it. other than that, its a shitty food

i dont care for pasta much

i hate salad

i love spanish culture but hate the whole tortilla and rice thing for every meal.

i hate rice

i hate sashimi

this is what happens when you don't eat olives, you become this autistic mess.

I heat up my peanut butter and banana sandwiches in the microwave

The cilantro odor/taste is proven by genetics, no fault on your part there. Raw oysters are boogers of the sea though.

This hits too close user

You sound like a nu chef hipster faggot

When I'm eating alone in restaurants I deliberately slurp my drink as loudly as possible to attract attention and then when people look at me I give them a look that says "what the fuck are you looking at?".

I'm a girl, btw, so you can't punch me.

We can still punch btw. Maybe even harder.

When I was little, I tried making macaroni and cheese on my own. I figured it was pretty straightforward, so I mixed macaroni with melted cheese. It solidified. I still ate it.

That's not really anything to confess about. Remoulade + fish is great though.

hehehe

I like that also... are we weird?

die of cancer and fire

that's like the best part though, I have a friend who works in a greengrocers and she gives me the 50% ""family"" discount

why are you a picky eater

Also, 10bucks says you are either female or homo

>i love it. other than that, its a shitty food
this is some female/homo logic right there

You have autism or are a 12 yo kid.

not much to confess in this thread, i mean what you don't like to eat is nothing that would be interesting to other people, i want gross stories, habits one has to be ashamed of and should be burnt alive for :

A friend of mine likes to eat some toothpaste for breakfast, also enjoys dipping the cheapest sausages ( so called "knacki" pic related ) in concentrated milk, without cooking any of the two. I have to look away everytime he does it.

On my side, I enjoy drinking gravy like a soup or vinaigrette sauce with pieces of pure fat ( beef fat or whatever animal ) swimming in it. Not that bad tho i guess.

I have not tasted a beer that wasn't awful to me

>I always smoke cigarettes while eating my desserts
>I have big tea cups (pic related, posted on Veeky Forums before) and sometimes I drink tea like a cat drinks from the bowl
>I make pictures of everything I cook, even tho I don't spam or send them anywhere
>okay, sometimes I do
>I like fruit mentos way to much

>that

Don't waste good fritta, user.

This is me. I eat everything except raw tomatos and any form of celery.

When I'm heating butter up to cook stuff in I take my finger and eat up all the boiling salt on the top.

I eat aubergine with almost every meal

I'm overweight but it's more due to my bottle or two of wine a day drinking habit than it is ketchup

Maybe when you're 60 you'll discover preserves.

I love this place.

Have you ever considered going to a finishing school?

I don't even like food that much

I put sour cream in/on my stir fry. I use ketchup on all steaks rare or not. Im convinced a homemade burger cant be better than restaurant or even fast food.

I like only meat and cheese on my burgers

Fantastic rage, would read again

my girlfriend also doesn't like olives, thinking of breaking up with her

what do I do Veeky Forums, she also doesn't eat raisins

I have a document that I keep in my kitchen for my parents to read when they make me frozen pizza. It basically outlines 14 rules that the pizza has to follow or I won't eat it. The rules are

1. The pizza must be browned to a certain darkness (I describe it as 'eggplant dark') on the crusts
2. The crust must not be stuffed crust - It must also not appear stuffed, ie if the crust has flakes of cheese on I won't eat
3. It must have some form of pepper
4. It must have sliced meat
5. Deli meats must be circular, if they buy a pizza with ham I won't eat unless it is cut into circles
6. It must cook in less than 16 minutes
7. It must be between 12 and 17 inches
8. Greens on the pizza must make up less than 10% of the color, whilst red must be at least 40%
9. It must be served with 2 dipping sauces
10. The tomato sauce on the pizza must be at least 10% less tomato tasting than a standard tomato paste
11. The pizza must be served to me whole with a pizza cutter on the side
12. The pizza must have no garlic smell
13. The pizza must have garlic in some form however
14. The pizza must be placed into a delivery style box for 3 minutes, and if I press down on the box, at least 95% of the cheese must remain on the pizza (this is the key test)

I am 27 and cook most of my own meals but when they make me pizza sometimes I just have to lay down rules. They think I have social anxiety so don't like to upset me. Makes me feel bad when they fuck up and have to throw the pizza

why is garlic smell bad? user, it's the best smell of them all

How long have you worked at the restaurant you currently work at?

This seems reasonable and valid.

I refuse to eat tomatoes, ketchup, ranch, and anything with cilantro. All of these things have made me puke from taste alone.

We have a new copypasta

the porn boards in general don't have many detractors
you can often see people complaining about too many dickgirls or some other fetish on /d/ though, and people saying /aco/ is too much like /d/

I add a pinch of salt to coffee I get at work.

>expecting anything other than autistic manchild tantrums from picky eaters