Why do girls pretend to like water?

they don't have prostates so it just isn't as enjoyable

Faggot

why do men pretend to like beer

Because it taste good and gets me drunk

>Because it taste good
nah

You're just a pussy, bro

Me on the left

>tastes good
There are so many better alcoholic beverages. Beer tastes like sour piss. I know liquors that I can drink on their own that taste better than beer

I'd smash your faggot face into whatever fruity bitch drink you're drinking

>I don't like the taste of beer so nobody else should

I drink spirits all the time straight but beer is just terrible tasting. Is it a poor person thing? I don't know why someone would waste so many calories on such a bad tasting and low ABV drink

If it tasted good a pussy would drink it no problem.

Stupid ass logic.

I know bitches that drink beer but you don't so what does that say about you?

>Natural
>Busch
>not one pube in sight

It promotes breast tissue growth.

That bitches will pretend to like beer for attention because it sure as hell doesn't taste good?

You're still a bitch though

s-source?

Nigger, did you miss the part where I'm drinking hard liquor and you're drinking trash with an alcohol content so low Russia classified it as a soft drink until 2010. If anyone's drinking a bitch drink it's you

>bitches drink beer
>you drink beer
Any questions?

>try hard faggot
Yea we gathered that
See above

water is good
why do men?
it's the other way around, only like it/pretend to like it because it makes boys happy.

The only good forms of alcohol are some wines, some super girly drinks, and taking shots just to get drunk.