50 pounds

of f*cking apples
what can i do with these that isn't;
-apple preserves
-hard cider
-juice
-jams, jellies, etc
-applesauce
-pies and pastries
IS there anything?
or am i being a cunt?

bob for 'em

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You just listed a large number of uses for them. I mean, you could always do caramel apples, but it seems you are against most of the dessert uses for them.

waldorf salad, assuming you like your apples with mayonnaise

sent to me

Apple marjuaner pipe

im not against the dessert uses
ive already MADE all of the listed above
im just sick of desserts, its a shit ton of sugar too

Recipe?

Sounds like you're just being a cunt. Press them and brew up a couple carboys of hard cider. it's probably the least work and the biggest payoff, assuming you have a way to press them. Otherwise start pawning off to your fugly girlfriends with baking disorders.