>be me
>be elon musk
>be super successful billionaire
>up and coming
>get married to super model
>2013
>near bankruptcy
>wife files for divorce
>2014
>gets 1.6billion in contracts
>wife comes back again
>now pay her 3mil a year just to stay with him
:3
I respect him and all but does he like cutting himself at night too? Why stay with a gold digging whore who will leave you at the first sight of difficulties
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because he's a beta cuck.
I don't respect him at all.
user, when you're that rich, even the guy who cuts your hair is a gold digger. There is no one in the world you can trust.
DUUUUUUUUUDE i googled him to find out was he was doing with the rail system and saw that...shes not even cute.
fuck it though, these cucks never learn
Give the guy a break. From speeches and interviews I get the impression that he's a little awkward. He's probably not as good at informal communication in relationships, as say, formal meetings discussing how to build cars or spaceships. But hey, with a supermodel to fuck and 5 or so kids he's not exactly doing horribly.
It's not new that he's an emotional wreck.
He sobbed in an interview when the reporter asked him how he thinks about Neil Armstrong does not acknowledge SpaceX.
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Just imagine the quantity of stress it might be to run those 3 companies.
I would too
Think of the passion that man has--indeed, has had for his entire life--to build spaceX basically out of pocket?
I would be crushed too, and anyone here who says he's different is tragically without a dream.
They were his god damn heroes.
Why does Veeky Forums enjoy sucking this hack's cock every fucking day?
Seriously, what is this obsession?
This has nothing to do with science.
Who gives a shit what some trained monkeys think? I mean, seriously.
Astronauts are glorified apes for the most part. They are told what to do and given a manual on how to fix some basic stuff. That "basic stuff" then needs to be built in such a way that the superstar glorified monkeys can fix it.
The real work was done by the scientists and the engineers and most people couldn't name a single one.
> why do people talk about the creator of a space program and electic car manufacturer on a science board.
ayyy
if you're really rich i think you will not be able to get with "normal" girls anymore
like with that swede notch, he is super rich but hates life because he can never make any meaningful friendships with anyone apparently.
i never really thought about how i can't really name a single nasa scientist or engineer that made significant contributions to apollo.
There was that one who said
> Failure is not an option!!
>why does Veeky Forums cock gargle a corrupt businessman who is a "science enthusiasts" and thinks is tony stark.
>*jumps in his model s(hitty) and donuts in his jetsons vacuum tube powered by solar panels and shoots out the exit landing with his vector rockets while screaming " I'M ORIGINAL LOOK AT ME AND MY INVENTIONS, I'AM COOL BAY AREA SCIENCE GUY!"*.
FTFY
Your god is a meme.
don't bully musk
Fun Fact: Elon Musk perpetually bullied through school.
This would explain why he's so fucking insecure.
Wow, Elon Musk is only human, who would've guessed?
> corrupt businessman
lmao
> bullied through school
that would make him more sypmhatetic
>The real work was done by the scientists and the engineers and most people couldn't name a single one.
Agreed, but one Apollo astronaut was also a scientist, Jack Schmitt, if i remember correctily
>let me make fun of this guy that achieved more than I could in a lifetime so I can feel better about myself on a vietnamese spring roll rolling board
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he's awkward beta nerd
Where do you think you are, bitch?
>sypmhatetic
I don't like correcting peoples grammar, but holy shit man. Don't you have autocorrect at least.
>more sympathetic
Actually this causes personality disorders. This would explain why he wants EVERYONE to recognize his "achievements" , and it shows.
>corrupt businessman.
he's getting sued for unlawful labor practices.
I'll commend him for throwing money at "science" but, he's no scientist. Bottom line, he just made a shit ton from a shitty merchant software site (paypal) and spews a bunch of Neil degrasse tyson tier science hype bullshit.
Sorry to ruin your hero's image, but grow the fuck up.
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>clinging to the achievement meme in 2016
what a true beta we have here
hair implants are magical
you are correct, if you count geologists as scientists.
geologists are scientists.
They are the swiss army knife of scientists.
whats the deal with Trump's hair though ? he didn't used to have such light hair and eyes. Now even his eyebrows are yellow.
Would look cool af with a shaved head desu, like a real life evil villain
>>wife comes back again
>>now pay her 3mil a year just to stay with him
Opie you dope.
If you had a net worth of one million dollars, would you give your wife an allowance of $200 a month?
Or would that make you a beta cuck?
Musk's net worth is 13 billion.
You do the math.
and...
[spoiler] all women are whores [spoiler]
>I'll commend him for throwing money at "science" but, he's no scientist. Bottom line, he just made a shit ton from a shitty merchant software site (paypal) and spews a bunch of Neil degrasse tyson tier science hype bullshit.
>Sorry to ruin your hero's image, but grow the fuck up.
He's not my hero, but you sure as fuck sound salty for a guy you never even met. Insecure much?
> spews a bunch of Neil degrasse tyson tier science hype bullshit
no
But, I have met him user. ;^)
>one Apollo astronaut was also a scientist, Jack Schmitt, if i remember correctily
He was also the only person to walk on the moon without ever being in the military.
>muh nuke mars for an atmosphere.
>muh vacuum tubes.
C'mon user, you don't have to hide it anymore. He's a fucking idiot, that has a lot of smart people working for him.
Why not make a separate thread just for the discussion of that?
>whats the deal with Trump's hair though ?
>Now even his eyebrows are yellow.
He's 69 years old, user.
His hair is white, or whatever color he decides to dye it.
hair use to get lighter (whiter) with years
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The sad part is that he re-rented a whore who dumped him before.
I would've paid for a statue of me pissing on her asshole face with two naked, collar wearing whores besides me. The statue would be made of rare earths and she would be paid to keep it clean with her facehole.
Shit, this really triggers me. Why do rich guys not get the concept of a golddigger?
What if he REINVENTED the concept of marriage.
Instead of giving away half of his empyre he'd rather pay for her escorting as he would do to a prostitute she is. Only this time he's the only one who's supposed to fuck her, which is smart considering the concept of std's
(in case he didn't fall in marrying her, ain't following guy's personal life)
You mean the way he "reinvents" everything then puts a shiny logo on it?
white or grey for sure, but yellow ?
it's gold (more inventive colors like say neon would probable be not accepted so good by common public)
no logo this time you can use it too, now fuck off for it's the way it works here all the time (I probably don't have a clue about what you're talking about, so I think you're just mean. and you are)