I think we might have gone too far

Oreo churros taste bad, dirrito things are ok and the rest never tried.

Stuff is cheap compared to prices here i Canada.

Whats wrong with any of those? I'd happily feed them to my kids.

Saved by Brit

Is $0.10 per pizza roll a good price or not?
I can't recall cause I don't think I've bought tostinos in half a decade.

Reported.

Seems ok but the twinkies are almost a dollar a piece.

Not gonna lie, I'd eat all of these at least once.

Hostess always seems to cost more than one might feel like it should.

I believe the company logo is "HOSTESS: YOU CAN BUY LITTLE DEBBIE IF YOU WANT YOUR KIDS TO HATE YOU"

Ranch blasted I can understand, but who is eating pizza and thinking "this could use cheddar cheese"

this.

People who don't like ranch.
I always preferred little debbies desu.

Is this common across the country? I live in Cleveland but only shop at the small/specialty grocery store down the street. I think they carry pizza rolls but that is about it. Come to think of it, I haven't been to a Giant Eagle/Acme/Publix/etc in years. Is this what their frozen sections look like now?

it's decent
if I only had a dime and there was a guy selling pizza rolls at that price, I'd go slightly out of my way to get it
50c is way too much
25c way too much

Depends on the area, I live in NYC and very rarely do stores carry this kind of stuff. At least here, they're more interested in wasps than white trash so we have 9001 varieties of greek yogurt in every bodega but no twinkies.

Where the fuck did you get a webm? All I've ever seen is the ant-sized GIF version until now, and I've been looking for years.

>not just making one yourself after years of searching

baaaakaaaaaaa

How many chemicals are in those loaded doritos so they don't have to be refrigerated?

>when you got stoned as a teenager you only had Taco Bell™ and regular Oreos®, now kids have fucking deep fried Twinkies and cheese filled Doritos

I feel like I've been cuck'd.

those are definitely in a fridge m8

If you're gonna eat complete shit, you might as well go all out with it.

>Cake
>Cake
>Cream

>implying I have the tech or the knowhow
>implying I can torrent the tech
>implying I'm not too lazy to learn

Google and YouTube exist for a reason, I suck shit at software, but learned how to set up Kodi with one pajeet vid.

I covered that. Check the third one.

I would say you've transcended laziness, but you're probably to lazy to transcend anything, so I'll just call you a nigger.

software called webm for retards

easy as fuck to make wubums, even you can do it, user!

Holy shit do they actually sell that or is it just for the advert? Must be like 2-3k calories...

it's a Saturday Night Live bit, you gosh darn silly goose.

i-i'm not a goose

It's unsustainable. Let hostess crash again and watch with knowing happiness as they blame the market another time.

Does pose a question, why hasn't that been made for real yet?

I'm actually kind of jealous that ypur market has a meme food section.

America is a surreal parallel universe to me. It's so similar yet so different. I see American food and TV advertisements and it gives me an uncanny valley feeling.

This is propaganda....

The Oreo churros have god awful reviews

Where do you go for junk food reviews?

Seriously I have never heard of review places.

I wanna try oreo churros

I like these place

theimpulsivebuy.com

as someone who decided to be a fat fuck and try them, they were pretty mediocre

You can get doritos loaded in stores now?

Are they any good? I was really curious about them but we don't have 7/11s here

Fuck yourself.

Wait, shouldn't this stuff be refrigerated? At least the totinos?

I tried the jalapeno ones. Not bad.

Genetics gone to far

What is there to question about the pinnacle of civilization?

That's the inside of a freezer case, Europoor.

I doubt you live in nyc