>her "paella" involves no spices because she doesn't like them >she thinks the rice is called "paella" >she cuts the onions like Marie >she "cooks" the onions by burning the edges and leaving the rest raw >her teflon pan has been scratched to hell, to the extent that the bottom is purely metal >she doesn't add any water to cook the fucking rice.
Worst of all? Every video is full of likes and comments telling her how good her cooking is. Unlike Jack, who occasionally makes an acceptable dish, everything this hag makes is a disaster.
If you like this, there's an entire goldmine of crap. I recommend her meatballs, her vegetarian omelette ("it's vegetarian because I used vegetable oil") and the coup de grace, her bacon and egg sandwich video.
It's amazing how she manages to fuck up every dish. She never uses recipes, she just adds whatever she thinks is right. You'll notice that in the majority of videos she sets off the smoke alarm. Also watch what happens every time she opens the oven, a big puff of smoke billows out.
>I don't like paprika or garlic WOW, Fat bitch has no taste and can't cook, Laughing my ass off OP, Cheers for this!
Fuck off kay you fat slob
Jose Bell
She has good taste in music, up the Irons m8 \m/
Isaac Ramirez
>gee, why doesn't everyone hate this bumbling moron who's totally humble and has less than a thousand subscribers?
Jacob Nelson
>black eggs Fucking disgusting! Why is her oil fucking black? Did she say it was "clean" yesterday?
Josiah Gray
I'm English and I'm struggling to locate her accent.
Charles Lewis
She reminds me of Tammy's uglier sister.
Daniel Sanders
>gee, why doesn't everyone just hugbox this obvious failure
no1curr
Jaxon Ward
This, There are some things that are overblown to fuck in Veeky Forums, lots of ass hattery, But when you do shit like this, you need to be told that you suck at cooking and that you can improve. Odds are though, that lady is over 40, and wont eat anything but this kind of shit and mcdonalds. The world has turned their back on people.
Aiden Lewis
Oh no, not the snapea crisps! Please somebody save them before he rapes them!
Carson Powell
There's really nothing wrong with her cooking though, you pretentious cuckold. I bet you weigh 90 lbs and are a closet homosexual.
Luke Smith
Watch the meatballs video. You... you'll understand then.
Christian Bell
>Leaves covered in ill-fitting lid for 10 minutes >Food touching the bottom of the pan is incinerated
Xavier Flores
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Cameron Adams
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Brandon Fisher
no this is not how you meatball no no no no no
Brayden Baker
This is honestly the worst fucking cooking video ever made
Easton Nguyen
oh what the fuck
cmon now
Brody Gray
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Thomas Morales
>burnt the oil
What? No seriously. What? Oil is used in cooking specifically because of how hard it is to burn. Butter I could understand, but pure oil? You have to try to fuck up that bad.
Thomas Rodriguez
She sounds Irish to me... Though I'm hoping to god she isn't.
